If police officers suspect a couple is having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait two minutes before they approach the scene.

I wish this was a law when I was a kid.

If the horn accidentally sounds while making love in a car, the couple can face a jail term.

It is illegal to take photos of police officers or police vehicles, even if they are just in the background.

Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.

One may not honk another’s horn.

It’s against the law to honk your horn excessively