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Any whale washed up on the shore is the property of the Queen, so she can use its bones for her corset.


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4 Responses to “Any whale washed up on the shore is the property of the Queen, so she can use its bones for her corset.”

Comment from Englishman
Time March 6, 2011 at 12:29 am

I think, my good man, you’ll find that only the tail belongs to the Queen. The head, I do say what, belongs to our most revered King!

Baah!

Comment from Jeff
Time March 28, 2011 at 6:49 am

However, at the curent time I believe that the whole whale would belong to Her Magesty, being that there is no curent king.

Comment from Connor Hardcastle
Time December 23, 2011 at 2:14 pm

Yes im sure the Queen loves big bones.

Comment from NicolA
Time January 22, 2012 at 9:04 am

Ur queen sucks the old crun… Hahaha oh and charles wife yucky old bitch she needs to go to hell we miss diana we wNt diana back

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