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Any Chav with more than 5 ASBOs must return home by 8 pm each evening.

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7 Responses to “Any Chav with more than 5 ASBOs must return home by 8 pm each evening.”

Comment from kyle
Time May 20, 2010 at 6:26 pm

that is a stupid law

Comment from american
Time June 26, 2010 at 2:35 am

i dont get it

Comment from Liam Anderson
Time July 19, 2010 at 12:59 pm

ASBO is an Anti Social Behavior Order

Comment from Sane Person
Time August 26, 2011 at 10:33 pm

I’m sorry but how, exactly, is that stupid? We want to stop people with loads of ASBOs going around raising havoc so we give them a curfew (did i spell that right?). I honestly don’t get how that is stupid.

Comment from DickFagan
Time October 4, 2011 at 2:28 pm

This is not a stupid law. It is what is known as a curfew.

Comment from Travis
Time November 25, 2011 at 6:00 pm

Considering that ‘Chav’ is a slang term, and slang terms don’t tend to be used in legal jargon, I’m calling troll post. Curfew for individuals with past behaviour issues maybe, but not to one specific to a particular kind of person.

Comment from A 12 Year Old. :D
Time February 3, 2012 at 9:14 am

But what if you’re not a chav but you have 5 ABSOs? :3

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