Comment from Shannon
Time February 10, 2010 at 12:17 pm
What the hell??????????????
This is RIDICULOUS!!!!
Comment from 1245
Time May 20, 2010 at 6:34 pm
Comment from 1245
Time May 20, 2010 at 6:35 pm
y do it at all?
Comment from im soo cool
Time June 1, 2010 at 6:28 pm
well then i have somthing to say to that man. let me at em!!!!
Comment from Dawn
Time June 17, 2010 at 8:44 pm
What the fuck.
That woman can die in a month.
Which is murder.
What is that gonna become legal now too?
Yeah, fucking dumbasses.
I hope they die, that’s ridiculous.
Comment from REBMA
Time June 18, 2010 at 8:17 pm
i say the jackasses that passed that law ought to be beat once a month. Jerks
Comment from tiara searcy
Time August 27, 2010 at 12:31 am
lol realy woooowwww i wish somebody would hit mehh lol these pple crazy
Comment from CAPTDIFF
Time November 19, 2010 at 11:06 pm
this is fucking funny as hell lol and Dawn it says beat not kill there is a difference
Comment from mr ramone
Time November 23, 2010 at 7:15 pm
only in arkansas
Comment from emily roxx urr soxx and joxx
Time November 24, 2010 at 3:01 am
this is completly stupid, if any man even tried to bash me i would stab him to death then eat him, noody is gonna bash me once a month
Comment from andrea
Time December 29, 2010 at 10:33 pm
i guess thats why i lost in court. assholes
Comment from charmens
Time January 2, 2011 at 9:48 pm
lol, my husband beat me at cards this month, does this mean he can not win anymore until next month?
Comment from awesome law
Time January 30, 2011 at 2:34 am
I almost forgot to beat my wife this month thanks for reminding me!
Comment from Braja
Time March 28, 2011 at 10:39 pm
Man, that’s not right. If my husband even looked at me like he wanted to do somethin, I’d grab him by the shoulders, jump down his throat, and stomp on his liver! You better watch yoself cuz!
Comment from mike
Time April 1, 2011 at 7:48 am
i need to move to arkansas shit an emily something is seriously wrong wit u if u would eat someone u really need to seek professional help ive never hit my woman but sometimes i think she needs it but no one ever need to be eaten emily please do not watch hamnnibal ever again and seek mental counseiling
Comment from KazoWAR
Time April 1, 2011 at 8:46 pm
Looks like i know what to do this weekend, Mike. (Not like i have a wife, i guess my sister will do.)
Comment from Liam
Time April 24, 2011 at 6:43 am
this is obviously a twist of words you dumbasses
Comment from Shade
Time May 17, 2011 at 2:32 pm
now I beat my wife on the first of every month with sticks while telling her shes worthless
Comment from Killer
Time May 19, 2011 at 11:26 pm
If a woman stays with a man after the first 2 months in which she gets beat every month she should get beat twice a month for being so stupid…….
Comment from BlueGoose
Time May 20, 2011 at 3:12 pm
Does this apply to a philanering (yah I know the term applies to men but) ex-wife who is acting like a moron? Come on she deserves it… lol
Comment from Tyler
Time June 24, 2011 at 11:06 pm
you people are crazy ……no ofence
Comment from hi
Time June 28, 2011 at 7:58 pm
what kind of beat? couldnt it be beat, as in win?
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Comment from JAY
Time August 1, 2011 at 6:04 pm
I SHALL OBEY U PEOPLE SHOULD 2 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment from Darlene
Time August 18, 2011 at 11:26 am
This law is simply cruel and ridiculous! Women claiming to hurt your husbands if they tried to test this law….you are no better. Mike…you really have the nerve to say someone needs professional help when you think there is ANY reason to cause bodily harm to ANYONE…especially a loved one! This country just LOVES violence to solve problems such as stress or to get even or just for the heck of it. How pathetic!
Comment from Don Imus
Time November 13, 2011 at 11:04 pm
That’s all you foolish winches that protested this law line up and receive your monthly beating RIGHT NOW!
Comment from FFS13
Time November 14, 2011 at 12:53 pm
This should be repealed. NO ONE has the right of law, God or whatever to beat any person no matter whether they are male or female. Thank God we dont have a law like that in New Zealand.
Comment from Faith
Time November 14, 2011 at 6:29 pm
Okay you guys are funny darlene your freaking out for nothing violence rules i think its funny
Comment from CountScott
Time November 19, 2011 at 1:47 pm
Hm… Okay, now I know what our country’s people are like during a crazy law… Sure this law sucks but we don’t have power to change it. And don’t answer violence with more violence, ladies. Just kick us where it hurts XD then run to the Sheriff.
Comment from Lorraine
Time December 28, 2011 at 3:49 am
All I have to say is LMFAO!!!
Comment from Allene
Time January 6, 2012 at 12:21 pm
you guys do realize these are old laws right?? there are SO MANY laws out there that no one enforces but people have made in the past that had some reasoning behind them
Comment from Kaylinn
Time January 6, 2012 at 12:39 pm
Isn’t there some thumb rule that says u may beat your wife with anything thinner than your thumb?
Comment from Christine
Time February 8, 2012 at 3:38 am
@shade, your a monster >: (
Comment from amber
Time February 16, 2012 at 5:04 pm
This law is just plain ridiclous! what if the wife does not make her husband’s sandwhich the way he wants or does not clean up to his standards! the husband should be allowed to beat his wife more than 1 a month! idiots!
Comment from honeypot
Time March 4, 2012 at 11:51 am
It’s kinda kinky if you ask me
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Comment from sarah
Time April 3, 2012 at 11:03 am
a man should not be allowed to hit a girl, like rlly when i get married if my husband touches me ina harmful way my bro would murder him and tht makes me happy cuz ik im safe and if anyone harms my sisters ill go ham on dere asses like rlly dnt hit unless ya want an asswhoping
Comment from The Sadist
Time April 8, 2012 at 2:44 pm
It’s different if your wife likes being hit… *whipcrack
Comment from jose
Time April 17, 2012 at 8:49 am
you haters are probably all women
Comment from me.
Time April 30, 2012 at 3:57 pm
if y’all honestly think beating a woman is okay, no matter how many times, you need some serious professional help. because you are absolutely and without a doubt sick in the mind. learn some respect, kiddos. you’re disgusting.
Comment from FireGirl
Time May 1, 2012 at 2:33 pm
i personally agree, me.
no one has the right to beat a woman.
i swear if my husband ever hits me despite with damb ass law first im gonna kick his ass them im devorcing his ass either way is ass is grass
Comment from im 4rm arkansas !!
Time May 8, 2012 at 4:48 pm
im 4rm arkansas n dey worse laws den dat js
Comment from Big Bob ;)
Time June 13, 2012 at 8:20 am
I beat my nieghbors wife is that illegal?
Comment from Allan
Time June 20, 2012 at 5:00 am
LOL, BTW isn’t Bill Clinton from Arkansas? I’m just saying
Comment from mike
Time June 25, 2012 at 8:06 am
nobody should be beat, man or woman!!. unless they piss me off.
Comment from Hunter
Time June 28, 2012 at 8:06 pm
Can a Woman hit a man
Comment from Whores
Time July 4, 2012 at 2:15 am
I think a wife should be beaten for being a whore. Whores should be punished. Rape?? Well if bitches don’t wana get raped the stop provoking men stupid whores. If my wife disobeyed me I’d also beat her down. Damn bitches should never disobey a man, any man not just her husband I’d also beat her if she disobeyed my brother or father. Women are slaves to men; never ever should they go against a man we are not equal, men are superior to women. Women are here to serve us.
Comment from rickjames21
Time July 4, 2012 at 4:49 pm
This law is outrageous!!! You should be able to beat your wife as well as any other female as long as they are in your residence outside of the city limits. There shouldn’t be a cut off time of 8pm. Bitches trip anytime of the day or night and there is no law against that. Females need a daily beating to remind them that we are superior and that if you do it right the first time then you won’t get your ass whooped and made to do it again. You should be able to beat them with whatever you please regardless of the size. Desperate times call for desperate measures. If my wife forgot to put my uniform (yes im a policeman) in the wash, I would beat her with something much bigger than my thumb. But if she just spoke out of turn i would just smack the shit out of her. Our country was born on beating women. you know why we really left England, because we could only beat our women once a year and you couldn’t tell anybody. Fuck that I love to brag. I will give it to them though, women are learning. They are learning to like it. It will never stop. I beat my wife religiously regardless if i;m drunk or not. I will never disobey our heritage. Long live america and our laws to fuck our women up when they get out of line. It really cuts down on the violence rate. By the name you would think that i was a nigger. WRONG! I am not a white trash whiteboy from the trailerpark either. As i said earlier I’m a bad ass cop from Washington. If you agree on this post and beat your wife immediately without telling her why you did it for atleast a week with regular beatings in between that time. If you fail to do so then you are a disgrace to America and you should be beaten like one of those bitches as well. I would post this shit on facebook but they wont let me. O well better look next time and if you look the wrong way I;m going to beat your ass again Bitch! Always make sure after you beat them you tell them how much you love them and why they deserved it and its all they’re fault. This will ensure that they will stay so you can beat them again. You practically havent lived til’ you have (quote)(unquote) smacked a bitch up. WARNING Doing this in public may cause extreme euphoria and possible oragasm if done for to long or receive any help from bystanders. I can go all day on this topic. I dont know what it is but you would be suprised that i have no domestic Violence charges. There is a proper way to beat a bitch and i am living proof. I will explain many ways to beat your wife in the following blogs, including the notorious dick slap as well as the Pie smash-bitch slap-clit tap and the peanut butter smash. Let me get some feedback and then i will direct you to my beat-a-bitch-101 class. Til next time… I’M RICK JAMES BITCH1111
Comment from Merri
Time July 17, 2012 at 3:05 pm
MAN CAN BEAT HIS WIFE IN LITTLE ROCK ON THE COURTHOUSE LAWN PROVIDED HE DOES IT WITH A STICK NO BIGGER THAN 3 INCHES ACROSS AND NOT MORE THAN ONCE A MONTH. (YEAH, IF THEY HAVE A DEATH WISH)
This is the actual law- there are parts missing from your site.
Comment from lol
Time July 18, 2012 at 8:08 pm
Lol see these comments^ r wut is wrong. Women today have the right to do wutever to a man but he doesn’t? Lol listen my philosophy is…. If u man enough to hit a man u man enough to get hit by one. Yall always crying about equality well here it is equality. O but we only want equality n certain places….. lol I love women n I would never actually hit one but seriously women stop bein hypocrites n quit acting tough. We all kno ur not I mean even the government acknowledges it. Hence all these laws
Comment from Oklahoma
Time July 29, 2012 at 10:29 pm
I wish it were like this in oklahoma. My wife puts me in the hospital about once every six months because she beats me. The police only give her warnings while i get fines and misdemeanors because i hold her hands to keep her from hitting me. She will literally hit herself in the face til it swells up when i threaten to call the police. I hate my life.
Comment from SantaMonica
Time August 3, 2012 at 4:41 pm
LOL. All you women are getting so fired up over this law… I live in the town this is legal in, and I think me n the spouse are gonna go to the courthouse on Sunday n try this law out – JUST to see everyone’s reactions! It will be funny as crap and we will for sure have people video recording this!
And to the cop from Washington… LMAO I’m about to show your post to my bf and I’m sure he will agree 100%! too funny! I’m sure u will piss a lot of women off w that, but not THIS woman!
All you ladies that think y’all are bad asses n saying that If your hubby or whoever ever hit you, that u would beat their ass — umm no, u wouldn’t. Bc if u got hit, all u would do is cry, and call the police to have him arrested… Try a gun if u decide to fight back n be a badass bc your man will more than likely kill your ass or at least knock u unconcious if u are lucky! WOMEN — IF U ARE MAN ENOUGH TO HIT A MAN, THEN U BETTER BE MAN ENOUGH TO GET HIT BACK BY A MAN!!!!! Remember that
Shit the next time u decide to be a badass and “beat his ass”.
Comment from pakking
Time August 12, 2012 at 9:58 pm
My thing is if u seen ur mom get beat all ur life is sad so I will not put my hands in a women
Comment from pakking
Time August 12, 2012 at 10:03 pm
To all the poeple that think is ok to put ur hands on a women Ned to be put in a room full of real men and get their ass kick would if ur daughter get beat up by their man what would u do right u would tey to kill that man so what makes u better then that man so dont say I will kick my wifes ass and try to kill the man that out their hands on,ur lil girl a real man is called for a reason
Comment from pakking
Time August 12, 2012 at 10:07 pm
Its stupid in Arkansas have a handful of real men rhe rest are ounks ass dudes that use the law to hurt women
Comment from Matt
Time September 10, 2012 at 1:08 pm
Hell yea I wanna move there I think that a great law
Comment from andy
Time September 12, 2012 at 3:43 am
reading this confirms my thoughts that the us is a sick country with sick real sick people
Comment from Why?
Time October 1, 2012 at 5:30 pm
I wonder why people think it is good to just beat their wives. They may not kill them, but they can beat them to a bloody pulp where they can’t walk, talk,or even sleep for the matter. I wonder what has become of the U.S., if people hate us I do not blame them. If the wives kill their husbands or threaten to leave them but then get beaten or killed I don’t blame them. But no matter what, this forum is worthless. You can joke about beating your wife, you can complain, you can threaten, but no matter what…Arkansas will not give a damn to this forum. Why do we argue in this forum when we can’t do it in person? If ya really think it’s wrong then do something about it. Don’t just sit and tell people it’s wrong or right. And to those people who will argue and troll this comment, I DON’T GIVE A DAMN. Be advised I will never read this comment nor yours again, don’t care what you do with it, I will never return.
Comment from Makalani jones
Time October 12, 2012 at 11:16 pm
If a woman feels that she is never subject to her husbands wrath/ she will never respect her husband. All mention how ducked up this law is but all fail to mention that it takes a stern attention fetter for the man to have some respect. Legal entities have sided with women so much. Till if a man raises his voice she can call the cops and claim emotional abuse. So women you leave us no others choice but to pray a curse. Over you. For if God beat’yo’ass all you gone do is taken it shut da fuk up and sit down. Can’t. Call cops on GOd.
Comment from Cesar
Time October 24, 2012 at 7:47 am
Guess only when there on their period?
Comment from Susan Cupp
Time October 25, 2012 at 5:01 pm
It maybe legal for him to beat me once a month, but he better watch out the other 29, or 30 days of the month!!!!
Comment from Dallis Miller
Time November 1, 2012 at 9:46 am
I don’t condone beating,slapping or pushing a woman on general principle alone. My question is why would want to and why would you do it at all.
I understand the cheating spouse thing but really,it is extremely easy to just divorce the cheatin piece of crap.
Comment from james
Time November 3, 2012 at 9:16 am
I have never hit a.woman in my life and.here is what I thank about a.man that dose hit a woman in my eyes if u hit a woman u are not a.man u are a little bitch that thanks he is a man and to tell u the truth come see me I do mma and I’m quit good at it and I can’t stand a man hitting on a woman a man that would even thank about.it is no better then someone that would rape. Kid and o tell u the truth again if u do beat your woman u should get treated by the law as if u would if u raped a kid and that’s that u men that beat a woman need to wake up its not ok
Comment from nice guy
Time November 5, 2012 at 11:06 pm
You stupid women that hit your men, cheat on them, call them names, you all need to be beaten twice a month. I can say I was a shy nice guy until my ex did all those things to me and changed me for good. Im Tired of you no good women ruining us good men and then wanting us to bring you our paycheck, fix everything, figure out how to pay bills, and carry the family through bad times . You women need that beating. The woman that aren’t like that and can respect how hard a man works and not abuse him verbally, physically, or stress him out; I hope there are more like you out there and can teach the younger generation to appreciate men. Remember These words- “Treat others how you want to be treated”
Comment from I Hate America
Time January 1, 2013 at 2:04 am
@Whores YOU THINK WOMEN WANT TO BE RAPED? BEATEN? HURT? LET’S SEE YOU GET BEAT OVER AND OVER.
@Rickjames SO YOU THINK THAT WOMEN DESERVE TO BE BEATEN BECAUSE OF THE WAY WE’RE BORN? THAT YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO HURT PEOPLE THAT HAVE BREASTS AND A VAGINA? AND YOU HASVE A PENIS?
I’M WAY PAST DISGUSTED WITH YOU.
@nice guy Look, I’m sorry you had a bad experience with one person. But is it honestly fair to judge half the world’s population on one person? Should I judge all the men in the world on one guy who rapes, beats and kills women?
Plenty of women work too, you know. My father was a stay-at-home dad for years while my mother worked as a doctor, supporting my family.
@Makalani jones In a REAL relationship a woman doesn’t need to submit to her husband, they share common interests and make decisions TOGETHER that are GOOD for BOTH of them.
Comment from alec
Time January 4, 2013 at 1:03 pm
Thats a bunch of B.S… I live in Arkansas.
Comment from Hillary
Time January 8, 2013 at 3:01 pm
I am a woman, and yes, I do disagree with this law. And all the men that do agree with it are messed up. Nobody NEEDS to be beat. There is a solution to everything that doesn’t require hitting. My fiance was abused by a past girlfriend, and so it is not only men that do this crap. To solve an issue you must talk through it, not resort to violence. If men or women do something that you absolutely cannot tolerate, talk to them about it, and if things get out of control (such as cheating) then leave them.
Comment from sm1frm3rdwrld
Time January 25, 2013 at 11:35 am
now i get it!!!…why america is called the land of opportunity!!!..
Comment from Spunky
Time January 30, 2013 at 4:55 pm
I beat my wife with my hand on her bottom more than once a month, and when she is good girl I tuck in a knuckle!
She likes that
Comment from Beatings R’ Us
Time January 31, 2013 at 9:27 am
If a wife would make a decent sandwich when asked, there wouldn’t be any need for the beatings.
Comment from Can’t stop laughing
Time February 6, 2013 at 7:16 am
I live in Arkansas and I’ve never seen anyone beat anyone on the courthouse lawn or steps or anywhere in public on Sunday or any day!!! Seriously some of the comments on this law are really ignorant.. If you honestly think this very old outdated law would actually hold up then don’t go to the courthouse on a Sunday with your husband before 8pm!!(lol)
If you think about it if a wife is going to be beat by her husband it probably wouldn’t be out in a public area!! Most men that do beat their wives tend to do it in a private location.. So all worries out the door it doesn’t really happen in public legally:-|
Comment from James
Time February 6, 2013 at 9:16 am
Beat their ass’s and while you’re at it get the kids for good measure…..I bet then this country would be in better shape as far as rude ass women and unruly brat that you see every day….As my Uechi-ryū instructor like to say “Pain is a valuable teacher”
Comment from Sangelia
Time February 27, 2013 at 3:19 pm
for those guys who think it is ok to abuse any woman.
get this thru your head — We woman are NOT property.
We are human beings that do NOT deserve to be abused. NO one deserves to be abused. be it physical, and or emotionally.
you males would NOT like it if the shoe was on the other foot.
how would you feel if stranger just decided to abuse a family member just because he thought it was ok?.
treat others including women on how YOU wish to be treated by that person.
real men do not lower themselves by abusing others. this includes women.
just like real women do not abuse others as well.
Comment from j
Time March 7, 2013 at 1:26 pm
they probably intended it to coincide with the wife’s ‘time of month’…
Comment from Jason Craig
Time March 17, 2013 at 1:03 am
This is prob the largest group of morons ive ever seen in a single forum.. These laws are from long!! Long!! ago. And If the cop is joking..funny!. If ur serious. You are one serious retard. There are thousands! Of stupid laws like this in all states in the U.S. They’re as old as your great great grandparents if you were born in the 70′s.
Comment from Akira
Time April 17, 2013 at 1:55 am
As a 5-foot-one girl who’s been beaten on by her 6-foot-three brother before, I can say it hurts like shit. It’s one thing to say you should be man enough to be hit by a guy if you’re man enough to hit one. But the difference in brute strength and the damage it causes is quite different. Sure; he might have walked away with bruises, but I had difficulties walking for a week. Even bathing was painful.
Comment from DesertDog
Time April 22, 2013 at 4:15 am
Like some bikers say, “I beat her and beat her and she still doesn’t love me”.
Comment from Felix
Time May 8, 2013 at 1:20 am
Haha!!!! Luckly I live in Sweden with swedish laws. You americans are messed up.
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