Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.

97.18(5) (5) The serving of oleomargarine or margarine to students, patients or inmates of any state institutions as a substitute for table butter is prohibited, except that such substitution may be ordered by the institution superintendent when necessary for the health of a specific patient or inmate, if directed by the physician in charge of…

It is a $500 fine to instruct a pizza delivery man to deliver a pizza to your friend without them knowing.

RS 14:68.6 § 68.6. Unauthorized ordering of goods or services A. It is unlawful for any person to intentionally place an order for any goods or services to be supplied or delivered to another person when all of the following circumstances apply: (1) The person receiving the goods or services has not previously authorized such…