Stupid Laws in Deming, New Mexico

Hunting is prohibited in Mountain View Cemetery.

8-4-3: VISITOR INFORMATION: D. Driving; Hunting: Persons within the cemetery grounds shall use only the avenues, walkways and roads when practical. No one must ride or drive upon the lawns. Riding a bicycle or hunting is expressly prohibited within the confines of the cemetery premises.

Deming

Persons may not spit on the steps of the opera house.

6-1D-2: EXPECTORATING ON SIDEWALKS OR IN PUBLIC BUILDINGS: It is unlawful for any person to spit or expectorate upon any of the public sidewalks, crosswalks, passes, byways or paths in the city, or upon the floor or steps of the public building, store, hotel, church, opera house, office room, schoolhouse or any other building in…