Liquor stores may not sell milk.
Chapter 10. Liquor Dealers’ Permits IC 7.1-3-10-5 Sec. 5. A package liquor store’s exclusive business shall be the selling of the following commodities only: (1) Liquor in its original package. (2) Beer in permissible containers, if the permittee has the proper permit. (3) Wine in its original package. (4) Bar supplies used in the preparation…
One may not sniff glue.
IC 35-46-6-2 Sec. 2. A person who, with intent to cause a condition of intoxication, euphoria, excitement, exhilaration, stupefaction, or dulling of the senses, ingests or inhales the fumes of: (1) model glue; or (2) a substance that contains: (A) toluene; (B) acetone; (C) benzene; (D) N-butyl nitrite; (E) any aliphatic nitrite, unless prescribed by…
You can get out of paying for a dependent’s medical care by praying for him/her.
IC 35-46-1-5 Sec. 5. (a) A person who knowingly or intentionally fails to provide support to the person’s dependent child commits nonsupport of a child, a Class D felony. However, the offense is a Class C felony if the amount of unpaid support that is due and owing is at least ten thousand dollars ($10,000)….