You may shoot Native Americans if there are more than five of them on your property at any one time.
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44 Responses to “You may shoot Native Americans if there are more than five of them on your property at any one time.”
Comment from bob
Time May 18, 2010 at 7:19 pm
is someone pmsing about a few native americans getting shot who cares they werent smart enough to get guns or run
Comment from REBMA
Time June 18, 2010 at 8:12 pm
Deeanna dude its obviously a very very old outdated law thats probly from the old west. Chill
Comment from james
Time August 3, 2010 at 7:10 am
i know deeanna chill. maybe there should be a law where if there are more than 3 stupid people (you)on your property you should be able to shoot them
Comment from bow duke
Time September 21, 2010 at 3:20 pm
i reckon that dem there native americans should be lit up my my 12 gauge if they set foot on my lawn
Comment from hata boi
Time October 12, 2010 at 4:15 pm
well thats not friendly
Comment from Tim
Time January 8, 2011 at 12:34 am
well they shouldn’t be on our land if they don’t wanna get shot
Comment from Ashlyn
Time February 8, 2011 at 10:27 pm
not true any of thise are on true and i am from Iowa and they are false
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Comment from I got the Nom Noms
Time April 4, 2011 at 4:08 pm
I would like to Nom Nom Nom on peoples skin 
Comment from Billweed
Time April 22, 2011 at 2:41 pm
Dont’ shoot them. They might just be interested in buying your property… to build a casino on…
Comment from peanut
Time May 22, 2011 at 8:17 am
eeewwww Nom Nom your disgusting
nom, nom on my kaka stained ass.
Comment from KayKay
Time June 24, 2011 at 2:13 pm
Did that law count babies as people? At least they weren’t sexist in making that law, saying native men. But rather, all native people, young, old, female, male.
Native people are the only ones that are going to survive, after modern society collapses under it’s own giant head! Because this is their homeland, and they are the ones that know how to live with it.
Comment from Sheena
Time July 26, 2011 at 1:38 am
I’m from Iowa and I can honestly say that almost no one would actually do this. Calm down.
Comment from Billy Bob Slapper Knee
Time July 26, 2011 at 1:42 am
Hey now! I think we should take advantage of this here law! And while we’re at it, let’s get them damn niggers too!
Comment from litamyra
Time August 17, 2011 at 1:52 pm
hey tim they were here first so i say they should shoot you.
Comment from Ashley Miller
Time September 9, 2011 at 2:51 pm
I think this law is very stupid and racist. This law should be against the law!!!!
Comment from Shawn
Time October 18, 2011 at 2:06 pm
I think that this is a great law. indians are a waste of space that drink too much booze
Comment from Boxxi
Time November 2, 2011 at 9:28 pm
Wow. youre all kinda ridiculous..
I go to school with Natives. about half of my school is Native American. They are people juss like the rest of us. So you all can suck my wanggg(: Kayy thanksss.
Comment from Native outlaw
Time November 21, 2011 at 4:34 pm
Damn stupid ignorant comments….u go right ahead n try n shoot my native ass I’ll shove my arrow so far up ur ass before u even get a chance to pick up your shootgun..we r the original hunters u forget we taught u how to get the food I on our land….lmmfao…ur so jealous tht we make more money from my percaps, from you drunk ass at my casino..keep it up skippy don’t be suprised when ur ass gets scalped..hhaaaaa…thanx for ur support
Comment from Native outlaw
Time November 21, 2011 at 5:18 pm
You can’t even guess how many white ppl I meet tht wanna b native..smh its always…my great grandfather was full cherokee..get real. U wish u was blessed..n I’m speaking for the natives tht work hard for thier money not wasting it away on alcohol …smh….n this is an iowa law lol fucking meth country capitol…n who is smoking it n selling it?? Still living in a funky broke down trailer…u can bet it ain’t my ppl or even black ppl..
Comment from Bamajammer
Time December 27, 2011 at 3:12 pm
Damn we need that law here I’m sik of seeing drunk indians begging in front of walmart when I go in.
Comment from Best friends with several Native Americans
Time January 17, 2012 at 6:14 pm
Wow….this is totally outdated and even if it was true AT ONE POINT IN TIME(!) it is no longer in effect, hence the fact that it is on this website. It is true that white people (aka “my people” since I have European ancestors) have been incredibly cruel and delivered undeserved punishments to the Native Americans. We can’t change the past, but we can make the future better by not having the same views as our ancestors
Comment from Native and proud
Time March 3, 2012 at 9:41 pm
Almost all of your are imbeciles, are you really so naïve to believe that we’re on YOUR land, clearly you didn’t pay attention in school. You’re on OUR land, or at least what’s left of it, come on, really, not smart enough to get guns? Well to any of you hunters out there, or fishers for that matter, we can do that year-round without a license.., and to the people assuming we live in wigwams (tipis) we are in the 21st century! that’s like saying you all milk cows or are forced to wear skirts past your ankles (females) and sadly, majority of us CAN’T shoot a bow properly (I can but I was raised by my grandparents half my life) and we aren’t poor, I bet half of you were struggling students at one point, I never was… hell I went to Yale and I am well off… rant over
Comment from King konrad
Time April 10, 2012 at 10:10 am
i hope this apply’s to everybody and not just native Americans.but why does this law exist in the first place i mean who in hell came up with this idea?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Comment from leon francis
Time April 18, 2012 at 4:09 pm
We of the eastearn tribes of thlawe Alguonkie people still have a law that is in the booaks.aa If u shoot and scalp an indian u be payed 20pieces of silver its the french who started that tradition if u want to shoot sumbody shoot them
Comment from jesus
Time May 22, 2012 at 3:42 am
Ha die non belivers die
Comment from JJ
Time June 1, 2012 at 2:20 am
i shoot 5 year olds that come near my car if thats what they mean
Comment from Last of da Risen dead, ja heard wut I said!
Time June 14, 2012 at 1:39 am
@ I got the Nom Noms: Stay away from the bath salt homie!
Comment from surrounded by idiots
Time September 10, 2012 at 4:42 am
This Law was created just after treaties were signed. Native Americans were still sending war parties to raid in the Midwest. It was determined that they always came in a band of five or more. The Native American leadership at the time wanted nothing to do with these reckless war parties and helped to fashion this law.
Yes it was never technically “taken off the books”. Laws in general are not taken off the books, but instead they write a new law that invalidates of changes the old law most of what you see on this website are laws that no longer have any teeth.
If your going to get angry about events from many of years ago make sure you have the facts fist. Yes it was never technically “taken off the books”
Comment from Jon keen
Time October 8, 2012 at 6:09 am
Lol to the person that said the land was stolen. One it is human nature to conquer other people and land. The Greeks, Romans and other civilization had done it through out history. It’s not our fault that u could not protect it. It’s funny how the losers alway bitch. Get over it. Isn’t life so much better now. We gave u beer,guns,tv,sports ect.
Comment from debi
Time October 12, 2012 at 12:06 pm
@Jon Keen
You cant be serious, if you think life is better breathing smog, eating trans fats, drinking alcohol, catching all the disease that the white brought over with them, (not to mention the pestilence) trash everywhere you turn, concrete beneath your feet etc..etc..etc, You’re a complete fool! What are you thinking that if the whites wouldn’t have come over here that time would have just stood still and no progression would have happened my IQ is at 183 I think if no one else would come up with some form of advancement in 500 years!! I’m sure I or another like me could make a difference. Who’s to say? You act like we’d all be living in tipis still, I just can’t understand how a someone is ok with publicly announcing how dumb they truly are, some people are so full of themselves! My father was full blood Pomo and my Mother was 3/4 pomo her father was an Irish rapist who was known for his great career choice as a counterfeit!
Oh yes such a blessing we got right? As for your dumbass remark about sports we’re the ones who taught your boring asses sports! You steal talent and art from every other culture and claim it as yours.
You and those who think like you are the ones with empty refrigerator in your front yards and piles of trash in the back, and an uncountable number of cats and dogs that hang around that’s what I see in just about every white neighborhood! If the trash isn’t outside is inside nasty ass people and lastly if its not inside the house its inside the heart. Trash no matter what inside outside or just the people themselves! MAKE ME SICK!!!
Comment from Bruce
Time November 21, 2012 at 12:18 pm
When I die I am leaving this planet and all you and yours to
Hate on and fight for or against whatever. Indians had some sense a half millennia ago but not enough to stop fighting one another. All people’s from corners have a history of destruction, whether self or towards others. I’m done preaching when I die I am just leaving. Hoping the best for all of you and remember karma does tend to bite you if bless you in the end.
Comment from efrain
Time December 10, 2012 at 6:53 am
i think its a stupid law because they are people too, and they blead and feel just like we do. whoever made up this law is very ignorant and arrogant and has no value for life.
Comment from Yo
Time December 11, 2012 at 9:45 am
WHO IN THE NAME OF THE LORD CAME UP WITH THIS STUPID LAW THAT TREATS NATIVE AMERICANS LIKE DIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Comment from I also got the NOM NOMS
Time December 11, 2012 at 9:48 am
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Comment from witeisright
Time December 31, 2012 at 1:07 am
But yet commercials of Indians need money to go to college get real
Comment from katie
Time February 13, 2013 at 7:22 pm
oh dam u people are so funny i would shoot indians and niggas as long if they aint my friend or unless they try to hurt me oh if they do that i will become president and stone their ass 
Comment from katie
Time February 13, 2013 at 7:23 pm
<3 lol 
Comment from risen from the dead
Time March 27, 2013 at 10:02 pm
Us Native Americans did get our land taken from us in the pass, but that only made us stronger. We now have an education and learned from our mistakes. You may call us alcholics, which wouldn’t mean anything because not all of us are addicted to alchol, and the ones that are can be guided. In this day of age us Native American post the biggest threat because just like every other socity that was ruled by Caucasians, this one will also fail.
Comment from anthony walkerhorse
Time May 1, 2013 at 11:46 am
‘Degot’ee’ to all you dumbass racist people out there. I am an APACHE an I say if you wnt to shot me I would like to see if you can. We are no different them anyone else. Yeah we may have a drinking problem, but that is not all of us. We deserve some repect and this law is crap!! ‘ashoog’ to all you bad hearts and bad seeds.
Comment from DeeAnna Schumacher
Time May 12, 2010 at 3:33 pm
What kind of law is this crap!? who’s the idiot came up with it!?u people need to relize once & for all, this land is indian land that was stolen from them, & some drunken crackhead comes up with this stupid shit! get serious people!! no wonder this country is goin to hell, thanks to all you dumbasses who cant put the crackpipe down & do something honorable with these laws.