You may not pump your own gas in service stations.

Virgin, Bill. Self-serve gas in Oregon? Not likely. Seattle Post Intelligencer. May 13, 2003.

It is illegal to pump your own gas

The value of Pi is 3, and not 3.1415. (Repealed)

The use of cash has been outlawed

All motorists must honk before passing another car, bicyclist, skater, and even a skateboarder.

No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.