You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.

One may not commit any “unnatural acts” with another person.

800.02 Unnatural and lascivious act. A person who commits any unnatural and lascivious act with another person commits a misdemeanor of the second degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082 or s. 775.083. A mother’s breastfeeding of her baby does not under any circumstance violate this section.

Pensacola

A women can be fined (only after death), for being electrocuted in a bath-tub because of using self-beautification utensils.

Daytona Beach

Sec. 22-44. Storage, depositing prohibited. It shall be unlawful for any person, either as owner, occupant, lessee, agent, tenant, or otherwise, to store or deposit, or cause or permit to be stored or deposited, any abandoned, junked or discarded motor vehicle or motor vehicles upon any public or private property within the city. (Code 1955, § 20-11)

Guelph

It is illegal to urinate in the city.

Florida

Persons may not be “inappropriately attired” who work at hot dog stands.

Chapter 39 ZONING* ARTICLE XVII. COMMERCIAL DISTRICTS Sec. 39-300. Limitations of uses. (s) Mobile food units. (2) Persons vending from mobile food units who are inappropriately attired shall be considered to cause a hazard or impediment to traffic. Inappropriate attire shall include clothing which shows any portion of the anal cleft, cleavage or buttocks of…

Florida

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