Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.

One must obtain written permission from the City Council before throwing bricks onto a highway.

A girl must have written permission from her father before she can wear a mini skirt that is more than 4 inch above her knee.

Biting someone with your natural teeth is “simple assault,” while biting someone with your false teeth is “aggravated assault.”

On long winter days, when the sun does not rise, women must make themselves available to satisfy their husbands sexual pleasures.

A boy may only court a girl after obtaining written permission from her father.