Vagrancy is punishable by either 30 days in prison or a $201 fine. -Sec. 97-35-37

It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison.

Adultery or Fornication results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in prison.

You may be convicted of a Class 4 felony offense, punishable by up to three years in state prison, for the crime of “eavesdropping” on your own conversation. -720 ILCS 5/14-2.

Defacing a milk carton is punishable by a $10 fine.

It is unlawful to injure a football goal post, doing so is punishable by a $200 fine.