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Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
CHAPTER 43. PUBLIC INDECENCY SUBCHAPTER B. OBSCENITY § 43.21. Definitions (a) In this subchapter: (1) “Obscene” means material or a performance that: (A) the average person, applying contemporary community standards, would find that taken as a whole appeals to the prurient interest in sex; (B) depicts or describes: (i) patently offensive representations or descriptions of…
It is illegal to force a kangaroo to drink more than 6 bottles of beer.
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Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence.
798.02 Lewd and lascivious behavior. If any man and woman, not being married to each other, lewdly and lasciviously associate and cohabit together, or if any man or woman, married or unmarried, engages in open and gross lewdness and lascivious behavior, they shall be guilty of a misdemeanor of the second degree, punishable as provided…
It is illegal to sell your children.
847.0145 Selling or buying of minors; penalties. (1) Any parent, legal guardian, or other person having custody or control of a minor who sells or otherwise transfers custody or control of such minor, or offers to sell or otherwise transfer custody of such minor, either: (a) With knowledge that, as a consequence of the sale…
Couples must wait at least 72 hours to be married unless the man has raped the woman
Say a man and woman want to get married in New Jersey. They’ll have to wait at least 72 hours. Unless, that is, the man was arrested for “bastardy, rape, fornication or of having had carnal knowledge of an unmarried female, and the accused person consents to marry such female.” In that case, officials can…