The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

Couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple’s own property.

No more than two packages of beer at a time may be purchased, unless you are buying from an official “beer distributor”

It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

While all cheese making requires a license, Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese maker’s license.

Beer may not be sold between 2 and 7am.