Stupid Laws » sex http://www.stupidlaws.com Browse and discuss the largest collection of dumb, crazy, and stupid laws covering the United States, England, Australia, Europe, Florida, California, Texas and many other countries and states. Stupid state laws, local law, and national laws. Sun, 22 Jan 2012 23:14:01 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 A betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands http://www.stupidlaws.com/a-betrayed-wife-is-legally-allowed-to-kill-her-adulterous-husband-but-may-only-do-so-with-her-bare-hands/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=a-betrayed-wife-is-legally-allowed-to-kill-her-adulterous-husband-but-may-only-do-so-with-her-bare-hands http://www.stupidlaws.com/a-betrayed-wife-is-legally-allowed-to-kill-her-adulterous-husband-but-may-only-do-so-with-her-bare-hands/#comments Thu, 13 Oct 2011 15:55:20 +0000 admin http://www.stupidlaws.com/?p=5189
  • You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times.
  • A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
  • A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.
    • ]]>     The husband’s lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

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    1. You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times.
    2. A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
    3. A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.

    ]]>     http://www.stupidlaws.com/a-betrayed-wife-is-legally-allowed-to-kill-her-adulterous-husband-but-may-only-do-so-with-her-bare-hands/feed/ 1     A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking “at a woman in that way.” A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a “pair of horse-blinders” wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll. http://www.stupidlaws.com/a-fine-of-25-can-be-levied-for-flirting/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=a-fine-of-25-can-be-levied-for-flirting http://www.stupidlaws.com/a-fine-of-25-can-be-levied-for-flirting/#comments Fri, 18 Dec 2009 03:27:54 +0000 admin http://new.stupidlaws.com/?p=1992
  • A recently passed anti-crime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
  • It is illegal for a male to be sexually aroused in public.
  • It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.
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  • A recently passed anti-crime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
  • It is illegal for a male to be sexually aroused in public.
  • It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.
    • ]]>     http://www.stupidlaws.com/a-fine-of-25-can-be-levied-for-flirting/feed/ 0     A girl must have written permission from her father before she can wear a mini skirt that is more than 4 inch above her knee. http://www.stupidlaws.com/a-girl-must-have-written-permission-from-her-father-before-she-can-wear-a-mini-skirt-that-is-more-than-4-inch-above-her-knee/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=a-girl-must-have-written-permission-from-her-father-before-she-can-wear-a-mini-skirt-that-is-more-than-4-inch-above-her-knee http://www.stupidlaws.com/a-girl-must-have-written-permission-from-her-father-before-she-can-wear-a-mini-skirt-that-is-more-than-4-inch-above-her-knee/#comments Wed, 16 Dec 2009 02:17:18 +0000 admin http://new.stupidlaws.com/?p=311
  • A boy may only court a girl after obtaining written permission from her father.
  • Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
  • Women who work for the government of the city may not wear sexy mini skirts or any other “provocative” garment during office hours.
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  • A boy may only court a girl after obtaining written permission from her father.
  • Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
  • Women who work for the government of the city may not wear sexy mini skirts or any other “provocative” garment during office hours.
    • ]]>     http://www.stupidlaws.com/a-girl-must-have-written-permission-from-her-father-before-she-can-wear-a-mini-skirt-that-is-more-than-4-inch-above-her-knee/feed/ 2     A man may not seduce a woman by lying, and claiming he will marry her. http://www.stupidlaws.com/a-man-may-not-seduce-a-woman-by-lying-and-claiming-he-will-marry-her/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=a-man-may-not-seduce-a-woman-by-lying-and-claiming-he-will-marry-her http://www.stupidlaws.com/a-man-may-not-seduce-a-woman-by-lying-and-claiming-he-will-marry-her/#comments Sat, 29 Jan 2011 20:33:07 +0000 admin http://www.stupidlaws.com/?p=3392
  • By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place.
  • Persons with gonorrhea may not marry.
  • A marriage can be declared void if either of the two persons is physically impotent.
    • ]]>     § 97-29-55. Seduction of female over age of eighteen by promised or pretended marriage.

    If any person shall obtain carnal knowledge of any woman, or female child, over the age of eighteen years, of previous chaste character, by virtue of any feigned or pretended marriage or any false or feigned promise of marriage, he shall, upon conviction, be imprisoned in the penitentiary not more than five years; but the testimony of the female seduced, alone, shall not be sufficient to warrant a conviction.

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    1. By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place.
    2. Persons with gonorrhea may not marry.
    3. A marriage can be declared void if either of the two persons is physically impotent.

    ]]>     http://www.stupidlaws.com/a-man-may-not-seduce-a-woman-by-lying-and-claiming-he-will-marry-her/feed/ 1     A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17. http://www.stupidlaws.com/a-man-over-the-age-of-18-may-be-arrested-for-statutory-rape-if-the-passenger-in-his-car-is-not-wearing-her-socks-and-shoes-and-is-under-the-age-of-17/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=a-man-over-the-age-of-18-may-be-arrested-for-statutory-rape-if-the-passenger-in-his-car-is-not-wearing-her-socks-and-shoes-and-is-under-the-age-of-17 http://www.stupidlaws.com/a-man-over-the-age-of-18-may-be-arrested-for-statutory-rape-if-the-passenger-in-his-car-is-not-wearing-her-socks-and-shoes-and-is-under-the-age-of-17/#comments Fri, 18 Dec 2009 02:20:42 +0000 admin http://new.stupidlaws.com/?p=1464
  • It is illegal to go within 100 yards of the queen when not wearing hose, socks or stockings.
  • Driving while not wearing shoes is prohibited. (Repealed)
  • A man may be arrested for wearing a skirt.
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  • It is illegal to go within 100 yards of the queen when not wearing hose, socks or stockings.
  • Driving while not wearing shoes is prohibited. (Repealed)
  • A man may be arrested for wearing a skirt.
    • ]]>     http://www.stupidlaws.com/a-man-over-the-age-of-18-may-be-arrested-for-statutory-rape-if-the-passenger-in-his-car-is-not-wearing-her-socks-and-shoes-and-is-under-the-age-of-17/feed/ 6     A pregnant woman may relieve herself anywhere she likes, including (if she requests) in a policeman’s helmet. http://www.stupidlaws.com/a-pregnant-woman-may-relieve-herself-anywhere-she-likes-including-if-she-requests-in-a-policemans-helmet/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=a-pregnant-woman-may-relieve-herself-anywhere-she-likes-including-if-she-requests-in-a-policemans-helmet http://www.stupidlaws.com/a-pregnant-woman-may-relieve-herself-anywhere-she-likes-including-if-she-requests-in-a-policemans-helmet/#comments Wed, 16 Dec 2009 01:55:02 +0000 admin http://new.stupidlaws.com/?p=242
  • A man may not relieve himself while standing up, after 10 P.M.
  • On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up.
  • If someone knocks on your door and requests the use of your toilet, you must allow them access
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  • A man may not relieve himself while standing up, after 10 P.M.
  • On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up.
  • If someone knocks on your door and requests the use of your toilet, you must allow them access
    • ]]>     http://www.stupidlaws.com/a-pregnant-woman-may-relieve-herself-anywhere-she-likes-including-if-she-requests-in-a-policemans-helmet/feed/ 7     A woman can not be on top in sexual activities. http://www.stupidlaws.com/a-woman-can-not-be-on-top-in-sexual-activities/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=a-woman-can-not-be-on-top-in-sexual-activities http://www.stupidlaws.com/a-woman-can-not-be-on-top-in-sexual-activities/#comments Fri, 18 Dec 2009 03:01:05 +0000 admin http://new.stupidlaws.com/?p=1764
  • The only permissible sexual position is missionary-style Any other sexual position is illegal.
  • No man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.
  • The law required all women to prostitute themselves prior to marriage to gain sexual experience
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  • The only permissible sexual position is missionary-style Any other sexual position is illegal.
  • No man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.
  • The law required all women to prostitute themselves prior to marriage to gain sexual experience
    • ]]>     http://www.stupidlaws.com/a-woman-can-not-be-on-top-in-sexual-activities/feed/ 10     A woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness http://www.stupidlaws.com/a-woman-may-only-have-sex-with-her-husband-and-the-first-time-this-happens-her-mother-must-be-in-the-room-to-witness/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=a-woman-may-only-have-sex-with-her-husband-and-the-first-time-this-happens-her-mother-must-be-in-the-room-to-witness http://www.stupidlaws.com/a-woman-may-only-have-sex-with-her-husband-and-the-first-time-this-happens-her-mother-must-be-in-the-room-to-witness/#comments Thu, 13 Oct 2011 15:59:33 +0000 admin http://www.stupidlaws.com/?p=5191
  • A woman forfeits her property rights to her husband if she’s been ravished unless the husband forgives her
  • All married women must get their husband’s permission if they wish to have a job, they must live wherever the husband wishes to reside, and they must forfeit all jointly held assets upon divorce from her husband.
  • A woman may not buy a hat without her husband’s permission.
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  • A woman forfeits her property rights to her husband if she’s been ravished unless the husband forgives her
  • All married women must get their husband’s permission if they wish to have a job, they must live wherever the husband wishes to reside, and they must forfeit all jointly held assets upon divorce from her husband.
  • A woman may not buy a hat without her husband’s permission.
    • ]]>     http://www.stupidlaws.com/a-woman-may-only-have-sex-with-her-husband-and-the-first-time-this-happens-her-mother-must-be-in-the-room-to-witness/feed/ 0     Adult bookstores may not sell alcohol. http://www.stupidlaws.com/adult-bookstores-may-not-sell-alcohol/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=adult-bookstores-may-not-sell-alcohol http://www.stupidlaws.com/adult-bookstores-may-not-sell-alcohol/#comments Thu, 07 Jan 2010 04:15:45 +0000 admin http://www.stupidlaws.com/?p=2560
  • No one may bathe in Sandy Creek Lake.
  • Fortune tellers are required to obtain a special permit from the state.
  • It is illegal to serve alcohol during a bingo game
    • ]]>     Sec. 6-11-21. Alcoholic beverages–Prohibition, exceptions. (a) No person, association, partnership, corporation, or other entity licensed under chapter 6-11 (section 6-11-1 et seq.) of the Code of Athens-Clarke County, Georgia, after the effective date of the ordinance codified in this section shall serve, sell, distribute or suffer the consumption or possession of any intoxicating liquor, beer or wine or controlled substance upon the premises of any licensee. Any licensee whose license was granted prior to the adoption of this amendment shall not be subject to the amendment until January 1, 1998, at which time all licensees within Athens-Clarke County shall be subject to this provision, including those licensees licensed before the effective date hereof. (b) This section shall not apply to nor prohibit the live performance of legitimate plays, operas, ballets at mainstream theaters, concert halls, museums or educational institutions holding a license, which derive less than 20 percent of its gross receipts from the sale of alcoholic beverages. (Ord. of 11-4-97, § 2)

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    ]]>     http://www.stupidlaws.com/adult-bookstores-may-not-sell-alcohol/feed/ 0     Adultery is illegal, but can only be punished upon a complaint by the affected husband or wife. http://www.stupidlaws.com/adultery-is-illegal-but-can-only-be-punished-upon-a-complaint-by-the-affected-husband-or-wife/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=adultery-is-illegal-but-can-only-be-punished-upon-a-complaint-by-the-affected-husband-or-wife http://www.stupidlaws.com/adultery-is-illegal-but-can-only-be-punished-upon-a-complaint-by-the-affected-husband-or-wife/#comments Fri, 18 Dec 2009 03:04:28 +0000 admin http://new.stupidlaws.com/?p=1788
  • No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.
  • Any person who commits adultery shall be fined at least twenty dollars.
  • Adultery or Fornication results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in prison.
    • ]]>     750.30 Adultery; punishment.
    Sec. 30.

    Punishment. Any person who shall commit adultery shall be guilty of a felony; and when the crime is committed between a married woman and a man who is unmarried, the man shall be guilty of adultery, and liable to the same punishment.

    History: 1931, Act 328, Eff. Sept. 18, 1931 ;–CL 1948, 750.30 .

    Former Law: See section 1 of Ch. 150 of R.S. 1846, being CL 1857, § 5856; How., § 9277; CL 1897, § 11688; CL 1915, § 15462; and CL 1929, § 16817.

    750.31 Adultery; complaint and time of prosecution.
    Sec. 31.

    Complainant and time prosecution to be commenced. No prosecution for adultery, under the preceding section, shall be commenced, but on the complaint of the husband or wife; and no such prosecution shall be commenced after 1 year from the time of committing the offense.

    History: 1931, Act 328, Eff. Sept. 18, 1931 ;–CL 1948, 750.31 .

    Former Law: See section 3 of Ch. 158 of R.S. 1846, being CL 1857, § 5858; CL 1871, § 7693; How., § 9279; CL 1897, § 11690; CL 1915, § 15464; and CL 1929, § 16819.

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    1. No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.
    2. Any person who commits adultery shall be fined at least twenty dollars.
    3. Adultery or Fornication results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in prison.

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