Stupid Laws tagged 'age'

A legislator recently introduced a bill making it illegal to tattoo someone under the age of 18. He was quoted as saying, “I’m going to save the buttocks of a few juveniles.”

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A person must be 18 years old to buy a wax container.

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By law, if you pass anyone over the age of 70 in the street, you must bow to them and say a prayer to the Gods of the Ancients.

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Frightening a baby is in violation of the law.

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Handcuffs may not be sold to minors.

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In cemeteries it is illegal to: get drunk, picnic, enter at night, and enter by one’s self if that person is younger than 10.

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It is against the law for children under seven years of age to go to college.

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It is illegal for anyone over the age of eighty-eight to ride a motorcycle.

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It is illegal to dare a child to purchase a beer.

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It’s illegal to sell to minors comics that might incite them to violence or depraved or immoral acts.

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It’s statutory rape for a man over 18 to have sex with a female under the age of 18, provided she’s a virgin.

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Minors are prohibited from frequenting pool halls.

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Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters.

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Minors may not go to businesses with coin-operated foosball machines unless accompanied by an adult.

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No child under the age of twelve may talk over the telephone unless monitored by a parent.

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Old women must hide their faces when in the vicinity of virgins. The penalty for disobeying this law is 5 years in prison.

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Persons under the age of 16 may not play pinball after 11:00 PM.

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Six-year-old girls may not run around without being fully clothed.

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Tattooing a minor is a misdemeanor.

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The legal age for straight sex is 16, unless the person is in the care of the older person, in which case it is 18.

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You must be 18 years old to buy spray paint.

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