Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.

Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.

Minors are not allowed to purchase cap pistols, however they may buy shotguns freely.

The official language of Illinois is “American”.

Every adult male must bring a rifle to church on Sunday in order to ward off Indian attacks.

If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them.

One Response to “Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.”

Comment from GREAT LAW
Time January 30, 2011 at 4:07 am

omg this is a great law because it happens all the time!!!