Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end may be sentenced to 24 hours in the stocks.

It is illegal for any man to marry his brother.

Men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female

Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days. (Repealed)

If you challenge a man to a fist fight to the death, he must accept or pay a penalty of 4 deer.

Any person crippling, killing or in any way destroying a proud female dog that is running at large shall not be held liable for the damages due to such killing or destruction.

A cat is forbidden from leaving the house without three bells around its neck

Apparently the inhabitants of Longbern were upset about cats killing their birds.

 

You may shoot Native Americans if there are more than five of them on your property at any one time.

Stealing a horse is punishible by hanging.

It is illegal to have oral sex.

If the Öresund strait freezes and a Swede walks over to Denmark, Danes are allowed to him him with a stick.

Stopping at red lights is not required by law unless they’re flashing

MGL Ch 89 § 9

Except when directed to proceed by a police officer, every driver of a vehicle approaching a stop sign or a flashing red signal indication shall stop at a clearly marked stop line, but if none, before entering the crosswalk on the near side of the intersection, or, if none, then at the point nearest the intersecting roadway where the driver has a view of approaching traffic on the intersecting roadway before entering it. After having stopped, the driver shall yield the right of way to any vehicle in the intersection or approaching on another roadway so closely as to constitute an immediate hazard during the time when such driver is moving across or within the intersection or junction of roadways.

Toy cars may not be driven down the street.

03 11. 03. 00 USE OF COASTERS, ROLLER SKATES OR SIMILAR DEVICES IN STREETS.

No person upon roller skates or riding in or by means of any coaster, toy vehicle, skateboard or similar device shall go upon any roadway except while crossing a street on a crosswalk.

A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.

It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals a the local zoo.

Ministers are forbidden from eating garlic or onions before delivering a sermon.

It is illegal to keep an elk in a sandbox in your backyard.

Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another’s hamburger.

Alligators may not be tied to fire hydrants.

Sec. 22-44. Storage, depositing prohibited. It shall be unlawful for any person, either as owner, occupant, lessee, agent, tenant, or otherwise, to store or deposit, or cause or permit to be stored or deposited, any abandoned, junked or discarded motor vehicle or motor vehicles upon any public or private property within the city. (Code 1955, § 20-11)

Pigs less than 32 inches in length may be kept as pets provided there are no more than two in a house.

It is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes “unbecoming” on one’s sex.

Jostling others is illegal.

Sec. 15-108. Jostling and crowding.

No person shall jostle or willfully crowd any member of the public in any public or private place, or otherwise interfere intentionally with the peaceful pursuit of their affairs.

(Ord. No. 63-695, S013, 1-21-63)

It is against the law to insinuate that someone is Swedish.

It’s illegal for parents to give their children under the age of 18 even a sip of alcohol.