Any kind of nude artistic display is against the law.

The speed limit is 80 kph for cars, but cyclists have the right of way.

It is illegal for liquor stores to sell food or grocery stores to sell any alcohol except beer that is at most 3.2% alcohol.

One may not host a game of marbles at Lafayette Square unless he or she first obtains a written permit from the parkway and park commission.

Sec. 106-170. Permit required for game or meeting in Lafayette Square. It shall be unlawful to hold or conduct any baseball game, football game, game of skill or games of any kind or public meeting of any kind in Lafayette Square without first obtaining a written permit from the parkway and park commission. (Code 1956, § 43-45)

You may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan.

It is illegal to shoot game out of the window of a moving vehicle, with the exception of a whale.

It is illegal to carry a chicken by it’s feet down Broadway on Sunday.

Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes.

One may not leave sand in their own driveway.

15-3 Depositing certain items on public or private property prohibited.

No person shall place, deposit, throw or dump, or cause to be placed, deposited, thrown or dumped, any garbage, swill, cans, bottles, papers, ashes, dirt, sand, rock, cement, glass, metal, carcass of any dead animal, offal, refuse, plants, cuttings or trash or rubbish of any nature whatsoever, or any nauseous, offensive matter or in or upon any public or private road, highway, street, alley, public way or any public or private property of any kind whatsoever.

(Code 1959, § 4230)

Benches may not be placed on a street or sidewalk

Sec. 8.12.045. Benches and seats on public sidewalks.

No person shall place or maintain any chair, bench or permanent seat on any street, alley or sidewalk, except as provided for inTitles 4 and 5 and section 8.12.015, or as otherwise authorized by the city without first obtaining written permission from the city council.

It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.

Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.

Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another’s hamburger.

You may not play percussion instruments on the beach.

It’s illegal to shoot paper clips with rubber bands.

It is illegal for anyone over the age of eighty-eight to ride a motorcycle.

It is against the law to use water pistols during New Year’s celebrations.

Massage businesses may not sell alcohol on the side.

Sec. 6-8-8. Alcoholic beverages. No person shall sell, give, dispense, provide or keep or cause to be sold, given, dispensed, provided or kept any alcoholic beverages on the premises of any massage business. (Ord. of 4-7-92, § 12) Cross references: Alcoholic beverages, Ch. 6-3.

Taxi cabs are required to carry a bale of hay in the trunk.

It is illegal to spit, loogie, puke or urinate on the streets.

Women must have their bodies covered by at least 16 yards of cloth at all times.

It is illegal to keep an elk in a sandbox in your backyard.

It is against the law to speak English in Illinois.

It is against the law to pass a horse on the street.

Persons may not allow “attractive nuisances” to occur.

Although not obvious from the terminology, an “attractive nuisance” is really any object that will attract a bear (i.e. garbage). By discouraging bears to come around, dangerous human/bear interactions and expensive bear relocation and/or shootings are limited.