Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.

Ambling and strolling is a misdemeanor.

Dogs must be on a leash at ALL times.

A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking “at a woman in that way.” A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a “pair of horse-blinders” wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.

One may not walk a lion, tiger or leopard, even on a leash.

City Council order reads: “No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash.”

One Response to “Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.”

Comment from GREAT LAW
Time January 30, 2011 at 4:03 am

yeah because an elephant can’t pull you