On the call “Bring out your dead” any family member who has died from the Black Plague must immediately be removed from the house to be carted away.

It is illegal to roam the streets wearing black clothes, felt shoes and black shoe polish on your face as these items are the tools of a cat burglar.

A taxi driver must ask passengers if they are suffering from plague or smallpox.

It is illegal to hail a taxi while suffering from bubonic plague.

All dog waste must be removed from any yard within seven days.

It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.

One Response to “On the call “Bring out your dead” any family member who has died from the Black Plague must immediately be removed from the house to be carted away.”

Comment from Alex
Time September 14, 2011 at 10:54 am

reminds me of a monty python sketch “I’m not yet dead!”