No man may say to his wife that she is “uglier than her mother”. The penalty is up to 1 year in prison.

Old women must hide their faces when in the vicinity of virgins. The penalty for disobeying this law is 5 years in prison.

Drinking a martini in a sawmill may land you up to one year in prison.

Throwing flowers at a public speaker could result in up to one year in prison.

Unmarried couples who live together and “lewdly associate” with one another may face up to a year in prison.

Any person who owns a pool risks a $2500 fine and a year in prison for not closing the gate to the pool when they get done swimming in it.