No Christian parent may require their children to pick up trash from the highway on Easter day.

Constitution of the State of Tennessee

Article XI Miscellaneous Provisions

Sec. 15. Religious holidays.

No person shall in time of peace be required to perform any service to the public on any day set apart by his religion as a day of rest.

If one is a parent to two illegitimate children, that person will go to jail for at least one month.

One must obtain written permission from the City Council before throwing bricks onto a highway.

It is illegal to impersonate a member of the clergy.

It is illegal to import any books featuring Christian symbols such as a cross.

Horses may not be tied to a tree on a public highway.