No Christian parent may require their children to pick up trash from the highway on Easter day.

If one is a parent to two illegitimate children, that person will go to jail for at least one month.

It is illegal to import any books featuring Christian symbols such as a cross.

If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.

Horse racing is not allowed on Good Friday and Easter Sunday.

# Sec. 18-2. Weeds, trash, etc., as a public nuisance; removal by property owner or by city at owner’s expense; notice and hearing; lien for expenses. (a) The existence of weeds, trash, undergrowth, brush, filth, garbage or other refuse on any lot, tract or parcel of land within the city which has caused the property to become, or which may reasonably cause the property to become infested, or inhabited by rodents, vermin or wild animals, or may furnish a breeding place for mosquitoes or threatens the public health, safety or welfare, or may reasonably cause disease or adversely affects and impairs the economic welfare of the adjacent property, is declared to constitute a public nuisance and is hereby prohibited.