If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town.

A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

It’s illegal to carry a Bible or to talk to anyone about Jesus Christ.

Since 1173 it has been illegal to die.

It is considered an offense to shower naked.

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Eating a neighbor’s baby is strictly forbidden.

You may shoot Native Americans if there are more than five of them on your property at any one time.

You may only have one child, or a massive fine will be imposed.

It is illegal to say any sentence containing more than 4 words in English.

Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.

All lollipops are banned.

Driving on the roads is not allowed.

Women are legally obliged to wear bra”s in buildings with air conditioning. Because men get too aroused looking at their hard nipples.

It is against the law to speak English in Illinois.

Children may not purchase cigarettes, condoms or alcohol, but they may use them. (Not all at once surely!!)

Elephants must not be placed in electric ovens.

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All business signs in the province of Quebec must be in French. If the business operator wishes to have English on the sign, the French must be at least twice as large as the English is. There are no laws governing the usage of other languages on signs. -Bill 101 (Passed 1976)

During the long hours of winter darkness it is illegal to complain that you wish it were sunny.

Anyone found guilty of masturbation may be decapitated.

Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.

The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense.

21.06. Homosexual Conduct

(a) A person commits an offense if he engages in deviate sexual intercourse with another individual of the same sex.

(b) An offense under this section is a Class C misdemeanor.

A recent Supreme Court ruling overturned this law in 2003. That case affected numerous other states with laws still on the books that prohibited oral and anal sex.

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

It is illegal to have sex before you are married.