If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town.

A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

It’s illegal to carry a Bible or to talk to anyone about Jesus Christ.

Since 1173 it has been illegal to die.

You may shoot Native Americans if there are more than five of them on your property at any one time.

It is considered an offense to shower naked.

Picture thanks to: ivankokuti

It is illegal to say any sentence containing more than 4 words in English.

Eating a neighbor’s baby is strictly forbidden.

You may only have one child, or a massive fine will be imposed.

All lollipops are banned.

It is against the law to speak English in Illinois.

All business signs in the province of Quebec must be in French. If the business operator wishes to have English on the sign, the French must be at least twice as large as the English is. There are no laws governing the usage of other languages on signs. -Bill 101 (Passed 1976)

Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.

Anyone found guilty of masturbation may be decapitated.

Driving on the roads is not allowed.

Women are legally obliged to wear bra”s in buildings with air conditioning. Because men get too aroused looking at their hard nipples.

Elephants must not be placed in electric ovens.

Picture thanks to: JAW-SHOE-WHAH

During the long hours of winter darkness it is illegal to complain that you wish it were sunny.

Children may not purchase cigarettes, condoms or alcohol, but they may use them. (Not all at once surely!!)

Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense.

21.06. Homosexual Conduct

(a) A person commits an offense if he engages in deviate sexual intercourse with another individual of the same sex.

(b) An offense under this section is a Class C misdemeanor.

A recent Supreme Court ruling overturned this law in 2003. That case affected numerous other states with laws still on the books that prohibited oral and anal sex.

It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.

In the summer-time, with temperatures reaching topping 120 degrees,
often people will need water, but may not have the
money to pay for it (mainly applies to homeless).
Hence, the law. It is very much in effect today, with
businesses being reported (and heavily fined) who
refuse to supply water to those who ask for it.
Convenience stores are the primary businesses who uphold
this law.

Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.

It is illegal to have sex before you are married.

When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

You must be 18 years old to buy spray paint.

Sec. 22-103. Limiting access to graffiti implements.

(a) No person other than a parent or legal guardian shall sell, exchange, give, loan, or otherwise furnish, or cause or permit to be exchanged, given, loaned, or otherwise furnished, any graffiti implement to any person under the age of eighteen (18) years.

(b) Evidence that a person, his or her employee, or agent demanded and was shown acceptable evidence of majority and acted upon such evidence in a transaction or sale shall be a defense to any prosecution under this section. Acceptable evidence of majority shall include, but is not limited to, driver’s license, state-issued identification or military identification.

(c) This section does not apply to the transfer of graffiti implements from parent to child, guardian to ward, employer to employee, teacher to student or in any other similar relationship when such transfer is for a lawful purpose.

(d) Violation of this section is a class 1 misdemeanor.

(Ord. No. 97.66, 12-11-97)