Stupid Laws in Wisconsin

A legislator recently introduced a bill making it illegal to tattoo someone under the age of 18. He was quoted as saying, “I’m going to save the buttocks of a few juveniles.”

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An old ordinance forbids parking for over two hours unless a horse is tied to the car.

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Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.

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Car dealerships cannot sell cars on Sunday.

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Cats are forbidden from entering cemeteries.

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Citizens may not murder their enemies.

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Condoms were considered an obsene article and had to hidden behind the pharmacist’s counter.

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If one is thought of as offensive looking, it is illegal for him to be in public during the day.

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It is a class A misdemeanor to wave a burning torch around in the air.

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It is against the law to play a flute and drums on the streets to attract attention.

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It is illegal to cut a woman’s hair.

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It is illegal to display an unclothed mannequin in a store window.

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It is illegal to kiss on a train.

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It is illegal to play checkers in public.

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It is illegal to purchase or use sparklers in the city

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It is illegal to swim in the Fountain Park fountain.

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It is illegal to throw rocks at a railroad car.

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It is illegal to tie up your horse along Third Street

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It is illegal to use a laser pointer to start a riot.

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It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.

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It is illegal to worry a squirrel

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It is unlawful for one to allow another to use the first person’s telephone in order to make prank phone calls.

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Livestock have the right-of-way on public roads.

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Margarine may not be substituted for butter in restaurants unless it is requested by the customer.

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Missiles may not be shot at parade participants.

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