Stupid Laws in Wisconsin

At one time, margarine was illegal.

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Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.

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Car dealerships cannot sell cars on Sunday.

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Citizens may not murder their enemies.

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Condoms were considered an obsene article and had to hidden behind the pharmacist’s counter.

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It is a class A misdemeanor to wave a burning torch around in the air.

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It is illegal to cut a woman’s hair.

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It is illegal to kiss on a train.

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It is illegal to throw rocks at a railroad car.

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Livestock have the right-of-way on public roads.

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One may not camp in a wagon on any public highway or risk a fine of up to ten dollars.

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State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese.

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The state definition of rape stated that it was a man having sex with a woman he knows not to be his wife.

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Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has.

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While all cheese making requires a license, Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese maker’s license.

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You must manually flush all urinals in a building.

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