Stupid Laws in Washington

Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.

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Minors are prohibited from frequenting pool halls.

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No one may kneel on a pedestrian skywalk.

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No one may set fire to another person’s property without prior permission.

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No person may walk about in public if he or she has the common cold.

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No structure shall contain more than two toilets that use potable water for flushing.

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One may not spit on a bus.

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One may not spit on a bus.

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People may not buy a mattress on Sunday.

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Persons may not wear a life jacket near the Spokane River.

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Spitting on city buses is outlawed.

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Strippers may not come closer than four feet to any customer.

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The state of Washington doesn’t allow marathon dancing, skipping, sliding, gliding, rolling or crawling.

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TV’s may not be bought on Sundays.

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When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed.

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Women who sit on men’s laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term.

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X-rays may not be used to fit shoes.

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You are not allowed to breast feed in public.

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You cannot buy meat of any kind on Sunday.

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You may not carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length.

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You may not ride an ugly horse.

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You may not shuck peanuts on the street.

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You need a license to sell condoms.

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You used to be fined up to $500 for removing or defacing the label on a pillow.

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