A man may face 60 days in jail for patting a woman’s posterior.

A person of color may not be ouside or within the city limits after 7 pm

A special license is required for persons wishing to sell such items as tableware and coins.

130-1. License required.

No person, firm or corporation, operating as either an itinerant or permanent dealer, as defined in § 130-2 herein, may purchase gold, silver, platinum, platinum-plated or pewter, including but not limited to such items as tableware or other household items, watches, jewelry or coins, without a license as provided for herein.

Any person who owns a pool risks a $2500 fine and a year in prison for not closing the gate to the pool when they get done swimming in it.

152-3. Gates.

All gates shall be self-closing and self-latching, with latches placed at least four (4) feet above the ground. It shall be unlawful for any such gate to be allowed to remain unfastened while the pool is not in use. Fences shall be constructed so as to come within two (2) inches of the [...]

Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.

Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars.

Driving while not wearing shoes is prohibited. (Repealed)

If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have sexual relations.

18.2-344. Fornication.

Any person, not being married, who voluntarily shall have sexual intercourse with any other person, shall be guilty of fornication, punishable as a Class 4 misdemeanor.

If you are drunk and not driving your car, and the person who is driving the car is drunk as well, you may both receive DUIs.

It is also unlawful to drive by the same place within 30 minutes on Atlantic Avenue.

It is illegal for a person to ride on the handlebars of a bike.

It is illegal for a woman to drive a car up Main Street unless her husband is walking in front of the car waving a red flag.

It is illegal to cuss in the presensce of another.

Sec. 16-10. Abusive Language.

If any person shall, in the presence or hearing of another, curse or abuse such other person, or use any violent abusive language to such person concerning himself or any of his relations, or otherwise use such language, under circumstances reasonably calculated to provoke a breach of the peace, he shall [...]

It is illegal to flip a coin in a restaurant to see who pays for a coffee.

It is illegal to kick your wife out of bed.

It is illegal to park a car on railroad tracks.

Sec. 21-2. Standing of vehicles on tracks.

It shall be unlawful and a Class 1 misdemeanor for any person to stand any wagon or other vehicle on the track of any railroad, so as to hinder or endanger a moving train.

It is illegal to sell peanut brittle on Sundays.

(Repealed)

It is illegal to skate down the sidewalk of Main Street.

It is illegal to spit on sidewalk.

It is illegal to spit, loogie, puke or urinate on the streets.

It is illegal to tickle women.

It is illegal to use profanity on Atlantic Avenue or the boardwalk.

It is illegal to use the telephone to either sell things or raise funds

It is legal for a man to beat his wife on the courthouse steps so long as it is before 8:00 pm.

It’s against the law to tickle a girl under her chin with a feather duster in order to get her attention.