Stupid Laws in Utah

A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.

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A legislator proposed a resolution urging that each TV weather person be required to provide an ice cream cone to every member of the state House of Representatives whenever the forecast was wrong.

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Alcohol may not be sold during an emergency.

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Auctions may not be advertised by hiring trombone players to play on the street.

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Birds have the right of way on all highways.

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Boxing matches that allow biting are not allowed.

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Daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor.

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Individuals may not possess beer in containers larger than two liters unless they are a retailer.

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It is a felony to persistently tread on the cracks between paving stones on the sidewalk of a state highway.

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It is against the law to fish from horseback.

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It is considered an offense to hunt whales.

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It is illegal not to drink milk.

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It is illegal to cause a catastrophe.

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It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just can’t detonate them.

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It is illegal to have sex in a moving ambulance and if you are caught the guy is let go and the woman is punished and her name appears in the newspaper.

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It is illegal to molest animals confined on othe owner’s property

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It’s legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list.

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No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call.

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No one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin.

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One cannot keep more than one cow

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Pharmacists may not sell gunpowder to cure headaches.

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Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine.

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When a person reaches the age of 50, he/she can then marry their cousin.

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Women may not swear.

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You must have identification to enter a convienence store after dark.

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