Stupid Laws in Texas
It is illegal to have an open container in a car.
Location: Texas, United States | one comment
It is illegal to have anything protruding from your bumper unless it is attached with a chain
Location: Texas, United States | no comments
It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing.
Location: Abilene, Texas | no comments
It is illegal to milk another person’s cow.
Location: Texas, United States | 2 comments
It is illegal to raise alligators in your home.
Location: Corpus Christie, Texas | no comments
It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday.
Location: Houston, Texas | no comments
It is illegal to sell one’s eye.
Location: Texas, United States | no comments
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
Location: Texas, United States | no comments
It is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing.
Location: LeFors, Texas | no comments
It is illegal to urinate on the Alamo.
Location: San Antonio, Texas | no comments
It is legal for the blind to go hunting as long as they have someone with them who isn’t blind.
Location: Texas, United States | no comments
It is now illegal to place a “for sale” sign on a car if it visible from the street.
Location: Richardson, Texas | no comments
It is unlawful for a person to consume an alcoholic beverage while operating a motor vehicle upon a public roadway, if the person is observed doing so by a peace officer.
Location: Texas, United States | 2 comments
It’s illegal to possess realistic dildos.
Location: Dallas, Texas | 6 comments
Landing an airplane on the beach is illegal.
Location: Galveston, Texas | no comments
No one may ride a horse and buggy through the town square.
Location: Temple, Texas | no comments
No person may disturb a church service by swearing.
Location: Harker Heights, Texas | one comment
No person shall drop objects from an airplane.
Location: Galveston, Texas | no comments
Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator.
Location: Port Arthur, Texas | no comments
Offensive gestures will not be tolerated at any special event.
Location: Galveston, Texas | no comments
One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office.
Location: Texas, United States | no comments
One needs permission from the director of parks and recreation before getting drunk in any city park.
Location: Galveston, Texas | no comments
Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.
Location: Texarkana, Texas | one comment
Sixteen-year old divorced girls are prohibited from talking about sex during high school extracurricular activities.
Location: Texas, United States | one comment
Sniffing glue is illegal
Location: Galveston, Texas | no comments