Stupid Laws in Portland




It is illegal to own bolt cutters but they sell them in all the local hardware stores.
Location: Portland, Oregon | one comment

It’s against the law for a wedding ceremony to be performed at a skating rink.
Location: Portland, Oregon | no comments

Minors may not enter a room where a “social game” is being played.
Location: Portland, Oregon | no comments

No one may attempt to cause someone to think that their property may be subjected to “offensive physical contact”.
Location: Portland, Oregon | no comments

People may not whistle underwater.
Location: Portland, Oregon | no comments

Persons may not pass through a “traffic congestion thoroughfare” more than twice per night.
Location: Portland, Oregon | no comments

Riders of sleds may not attach themselves to passing cars.
Location: Portland, Oregon | no comments

Shoelaces must be tied while walking down the street.
Location: Portland, Oregon | no comments

Trucks may not be parked on the street.
Location: Portland, Oregon | no comments

You cannot wear roller skates in restrooms.
Location: Portland, Oregon | 3 comments