Stupid Laws in Oregon





A door on a car may not be left open longer than is necessary.
Location: Oregon, United States | one comment

An adult may not show a minor any piece of classical artwork which depicts sexual excitement.
Location: Oregon, United States | 2 comments

Anyone with a bad reputation is prohibited from distributing malt beverages.
Location: Oregon, United States | no comments

Babies may not be carried on the running boards of a car.
Location: Oregon, United States | one comment

Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.
Location: Oregon, United States | 2 comments

Cloth towel dispensers are banned from restrooms.
Location: Stanfield, Oregon | no comments

Dishes must drip dry.
Location: Oregon, United States | 4 comments

Drivers must yield to pedestrians who are standing on the sidewalk.
Location: Oregon, United States | one comment

Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays.
Location: Oregon, United States | 7 comments

It is against the law for animals to have sex in the city limits.
Location: Stanfield, Oregon | no comments

It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.
Location: Oregon, United States | 2 comments

It is illegal to own a reptile within the city limits, unless you are a school or city, as a pet.
Location: Springfield, Oregon | no comments

It is illegal to own bolt cutters but they sell them in all the local hardware stores.
Location: Portland, Oregon | one comment

It is illegal to place a container filled with human fecal matter on the side of any highway.
Location: Oregon, United States | one comment

It is illegal to predict the future.
Location: Yamhill, Oregon | one comment

It is illegal to show movies or attend a car race on Sundays.
Location: Eugene, Oregon | one comment

It is illegal to whisper “dirty” things in your lover’s ear during sex.
Location: Oregon, United States | 6 comments

It is legal to conduct a horse race or a symphony concert.
Location: Eugene, Oregon | no comments

It’s against the law for a wedding ceremony to be performed at a skating rink.
Location: Portland, Oregon | no comments

It’s illegal to walk down a sidewalk and knock a snakes head off with your cane.
Location: Klamath River, Oregon | no comments

Juggling is strictly prohibited without a license.
Location: Hood River, Oregon | no comments

Ministers are forbidden from eating garlic or onions before delivering a sermon.
Location: Marion, Oregon | no comments

Minors may not enter a room where a “social game” is being played.
Location: Portland, Oregon | no comments

No man may curse while having sex with his wife.
Location: Willowdale, Oregon | no comments

No more than two people may share a single drink.
Location: Stanfield, Oregon | no comments