Stupid Laws in Oregon

A door on a car may not be left open longer than is necessary.

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An adult may not show a minor any piece of classical artwork which depicts sexual excitement.

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Babies may not be carried on the running boards of a car.

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Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.

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Dishes must drip dry.

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Drivers must yield to pedestrians who are standing on the sidewalk.

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Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays.

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It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.

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It is illegal to place a container filled with human fecal matter on the side of any highway.

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It is illegal to whisper “dirty” things in your lover’s ear during sex.

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One may not bathe without wearing “suitable clothing,” i.e.,that which covers one’s body from neck to knee.

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One may not test their physical endurance while driving a car on a highway.

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The “Peer Review Statute” prohibits you from finding out details of any written or oral discussion about your medical treatment. Not even a court of law can. All you can access is what the doctor or nurse voluntarily records in your chart.

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You may not pump your own gas in service stations.

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