Stupid Laws in Oklahoma
Any person who leans against a public building will be subject to fines.
Location: Clinton, Oklahoma | no comments
Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television.
Location: Oklahoma, United States | no comments
Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television.
Location: Oklahoma, United States | 2 comments
Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings. (Repealed)
Location: Oklahoma, United States | no comments
Clothes may not be washed in bird baths.
Location: Wynona, Oklahoma | one comment
Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.
Location: Clinton, Oklahoma | no comments
Elephants are not to be taken into the downtown area.
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma | no comments
Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.
Location: Oklahoma, United States | one comment
Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.
Location: Oklahoma, United States | no comments
Hotels must have sheets with an extra 3 feet of linen
Location: Oklahoma, United States | no comments
If ones dog is run over by a car, the owner must pay for the dog’s disposal.
Location: Bartlesville, Oklahoma | one comment
If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.
Location: Ada, Oklahoma | one comment
It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.
Location: Oklahoma, United States | no comments
It is illegal for children to use towels as capes and jump from houses pretending to be superman.
Location: Bromide, Oklahoma | 2 comments
It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.
Location: Oklahoma, United States | no comments
It is illegal to cause “annoying vibrations” in the city limits.
Location: Bartlesville, Oklahoma | one comment
It is illegal to have sex before you are married.
Location: Oklahoma, United States | 12 comments
It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.
Location: Oklahoma, United States | no comments
It is illegal to masturbage while watching two people having sex in a car.
Location: Clinton, Oklahoma | no comments
It is illegal to own a stink bomb.
Location: Oklahoma City, Oklahoma | no comments
It is illegal to tie a horse in front of city hall.
Location: Yukon, Oklahoma | no comments
It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.
Location: Oklahoma, United States | no comments
It is unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window.
Location: Hawthahorne, Oklahoma | no comments
It’s statutory rape for a man over 18 to have sex with a female under the age of 18, provided she’s a virgin.
Location: Oklahoma, United States | no comments
Molesting an automobile is illegal.
Location: Clinton, Oklahoma | one comment