The limit on kisses is three minutes.

It is illegal for children to use towels as capes and jump from houses pretending to be superman.

Pigs less than 32 inches in length may be kept as pets provided there are no more than two in a house.

Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.

It is illegal to masturbate while watching two people having sex in a car.

Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television.

Hotels must have sheets with an extra 3 feet of linen

Alfalfa Bill Murray was a legendary legislator in Oklahoma around the turn of the century who became speaker of the house and governor. He was also a tall fellow, and nothing ticked him off more than going into a hotel and having short sheets on the bed. In 1908 he had a law passed that […]

While passing another vehicle, you must honk your horn.

It is illegal to tie a horse in front of city hall.

Clothes may not be washed in bird baths.

Mules may not drink out of bird baths.

One’s mode of transportation must be tied up while not attended.

Elephants are not to be taken into the downtown area.

You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.

Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel.

No one may walk backwards downtown while eating a hamburger.

It is illegal to own a stink bomb.

30-371. Prohibition of stink bombs.

(a) No person shall sell or offer for sale, either as an individual or as an officer, member, agent, servant, or employee of any firm, partnership, association, or corporation, nor shall any person possess, within the City limits, a novelty item, commonly sknown as a stink bomb, that when activated […]

One may not tip over a casket at a funeral.

30-84. Disturbing funerals.

No person shall willfully disturb, interrupt or disquiet any assemblage of people who have met for the purpose of any funeral, or obstruct or detain any person or persons engaged in carrying or accompanying any dead body of a human being to a place of burial.

While it is legal to serve alcohol in a pool hall, all intoxicated persons must leave the premises.

7-69. Minors, intoxicated persons, etc.

(a) No person operating a pool or billiard hall shall permit any intoxicated person to remain in the hall.

(b) If alcoholic beverages are permitted on the premises, no operator of a pool or billiard hall shall permit any person under the age of 18 years to enter the hall […]

The mayor may not go on strike.

30-56. Strike against City prohibited.

(a) For the purpose of this section the term “strike” shall mean any strike or other concerted stoppage or slowdown of work, failure to report for duty, the willful absence from one’s position, or the abstinence in whole or in part from full, faithful and proper performance of the duties […]

It is unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window.

Molesting an automobile is illegal.

Persons may not play catch on any city street.

Section 12-92 Ballplaying in public streets prohibited.

It shall be unlawful for any person to pitch or bat a ball on the public streets of this city.

(Code 1978, § 9.32.020)

It is illegal to cause “annoying vibrations” in the city limits.

No person may own more than two adult cats.

Section 3-25 Keeping of dogs and cats restricted.

A. It shall be unlawful for any person, firm or corporation that owns, leases or controls any premises within the city to maintain on said premises more than a total of two (2) dogs and two (2) cats over the age of six (6) months outside of […]