Stupid Laws in Oklahoma

Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television.

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Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings. (Repealed)

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Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.

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Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.

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Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.

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It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.

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It is illegal to have sex before you are married.

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It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.

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It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.

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It’s statutory rape for a man over 18 to have sex with a female under the age of 18, provided she’s a virgin.

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No one may spit on a sidewalk.

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Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another’s hamburger.

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One may not promote a “horse tripping event”.

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Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punisable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine.

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Residents are taxed for the furniture in their homes, and any other personal belongings. (Repealed 1998)

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Tattoos are banned.

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Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.

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Whaling is illegal.

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