Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television.

Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings. (Repealed)

Clothes may not be washed in bird baths.

Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.

Elephants are not to be taken into the downtown area.

Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.

Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.

Hotels must have sheets with an extra 3 feet of linen

Alfalfa Bill Murray was a legendary legislator in Oklahoma around the turn of the century who became speaker of the house and governor. He was also a tall fellow, and nothing ticked him off more than going into a hotel and having short sheets on the bed. In 1908 he had a law passed that [...]

If ones dog is run over by a car, the owner must pay for the dog’s disposal.

Section 3-6 Animals killed or injured on rights-of-way.

Notwithstanding any provisions herein to the contrary, animals injured or killed on or along public streets or rights-of-way shall be presumed to be or having been running at large. The animal control officer shall remove all such animals and, at his or her discretion, deliver those needing [...]

If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.

It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.

It is illegal for children to use towels as capes and jump from houses pretending to be superman.

It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.

37-537.2.

No owner, operator, partner, manager, or person having supervisory control of any establishment licensed to sell or serve intoxicating beverages shall permit any of the following on or about any commercial premises where intoxicating beverages are dispensed or consumed:

1. The performance by any person of acts, or simulated acts, of sexual intercourse, masturbation, [...]

It is illegal to cause “annoying vibrations” in the city limits.

It is illegal to have sex before you are married.

It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.

It is illegal to masturbate while watching two people having sex in a car.

It is illegal to own a stink bomb.

30-371. Prohibition of stink bombs.

(a) No person shall sell or offer for sale, either as an individual or as an officer, member, agent, servant, or employee of any firm, partnership, association, or corporation, nor shall any person possess, within the City limits, a novelty item, commonly sknown as a stink bomb, that when activated [...]

It is illegal to tie a horse in front of city hall.

It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.

It is unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window.

It’s statutory rape for a man over 18 to have sex with a female under the age of 18, provided she’s a virgin.

Molesting an automobile is illegal.

Mules may not drink out of bird baths.

No one may spit on a sidewalk.