Stupid State Laws

Stupid Country Laws

It is a misdemeanor to play any game in a public park without the Superintendent’s permission.

05 39. 07. 00 PLAYING OF GAMES.

(a) No person shall play any game in any park of the City except such as the Superintendent of Parks designates and upon such portion of the park as the Superintendent designates.

(1964 Code § 511.08)

(b) Whoever violates this section is guilty of a minor misdemeanor.

Toy cars may not be driven down the street.

03 11. 03. 00 USE OF COASTERS, ROLLER SKATES OR SIMILAR DEVICES IN STREETS.

No person upon roller skates or riding in or by means of any coaster, toy vehicle, skateboard or similar device shall go upon any roadway except while crossing a street on a crosswalk.

If one loses their pet tiger, they must notify the authorities within one hour.

05 05. 21. 00 REPORT OF ESCAPE OF EXOTIC OR DANGEROUS ANIMAL.

(a) The owner or keeper of any member of a species of the animal kingdom that escapes from his custody or control and that is not indigenous to this State or presents a risk of serious physical harm to persons or property, or […]

Electric fences are banned.

05 21. 07. 00 FENCES.

(a) No person shall erect or maintain any fence charged with electrical current.

(b) No person shall erect or maintain a barbed wire fence which abuts or is adjacent to any public street or sidewalk. This subsection (b) does not prevent the placement and use of not more than three […]