A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him.

Anal intercourse is banned.

Any map that does not have Lima clearly stated on the map cannot be sold.

Any person who leans against a public building will be subject to fines.

Breast feeding is not allowed in public.

Cars are not allowed to scare horses

Catch 22 is banned.

Cross-dressing is against the law.

Electric fences are banned.

05 21. 07. 00 FENCES.

(a) No person shall erect or maintain any fence charged with electrical current.

(b) No person shall erect or maintain a barbed wire fence which abuts or is adjacent to any public street or sidewalk. This subsection (b) does not prevent the placement and use of not more than three [...]

Funeral jargon seems to have crept into the wording of a cemetery fee regulation as regular plots are $33, but “creamies” are $75.

Horn honking is not permitted as it might scare horses.

If one loses their pet tiger, they must notify the authorities within one hour.

05 05. 21. 00 REPORT OF ESCAPE OF EXOTIC OR DANGEROUS ANIMAL.

(a) The owner or keeper of any member of a species of the animal kingdom that escapes from his custody or control and that is not indigenous to this State or presents a risk of serious physical harm to persons or property, or [...]

In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker’s stand, you can be fined $25.00.

In the late 1960s, it was illegal to walk barefoot through town.

It is a misdemeanor to play any game in a public park without the Superintendent’s permission.

05 39. 07. 00 PLAYING OF GAMES.

(a) No person shall play any game in any park of the City except such as the Superintendent of Parks designates and upon such portion of the park as the Superintendent designates.

(1964 Code § 511.08)

(b) Whoever violates this section is guilty of a minor misdemeanor.

It is against the law to roller skate without notifying the police.

It is illegal for a dog to urinate on a parking meter.

It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.

It is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday.

It is illegal to display colored chickens for sale.

Section 92.06 COLORING RABBITS AND BABY POULTRY; SALE OR DISPLAY.

No person shall dye or otherwise color any rabbit or baby poultry, including, but not limited to, chicks and ducklings. No person shall sell, offer for sale, expose for sale, raffle, or give away any rabbit or baby poultry which has been dyed or otherwise [...]

It is illegal to drive around the town square more than 100 times in a single session.

It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.

It is illegal to get a fish drunk.

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It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.

Chapter 29: Miscellaneous Offenses Section 2927.11 General Assembly: 122. Bill Number: Sub. House Bill 429 Effective Date: 09/30/98

(A) No person, without privilege to do so, shall purposely deface, damage, pollute, or otherwise physically mistreat any of the following:

(1) The flag of the United States or of this state; (2) Any public monument; (3) [...]

It is illegal to spit on public transportation

2917.41 Misconduct involving public transportation system. Text of Statute

(C) No person shall do any of the following while in any facility or on any vehicle of a public transportation system:

(3) Expectorate upon a person, facility, or vehicle.