Stupid State Laws

Stupid Country Laws

It’s illegal to spit in a salad bar

It is unlawful for a woman to appear in public while unshaven. This includes legs and face.

In the late 1960s, it was illegal to walk barefoot through town.

It is illegal for a dog to urinate on a parking meter.

Funeral jargon seems to have crept into the wording of a cemetery fee regulation as regular plots are $33, but “creamies” are $75.

It is illegal to throw rice at weddings.

You may not operate a motor vehicle while sitting in another person’s lap.

Cars are not allowed to scare horses

It’s against the law to kill a housefly within 160 feet of a church without a license.

You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.

It is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday.

Any person who leans against a public building will be subject to fines.

Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed.

You may not run out of gas.

Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal.

Catch 22 is banned.

A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him.

It’s illegal for a woman to disrobe while standing in front of a man’s picture.

Horn honking is not permitted as it might scare horses.

Motor vehicles on the square are prohibited.

One may not spit on the sidewalks on the square.

It is illegal to drive around the town square more than 100 times in a single session.

It is against the law to roller skate without notifying the police.

Your duck may not paraded down Ohio Avenue.

It is unlawful to run a horse over five miles per hour.