Stupid Laws in New Jersey




It is illegal to use the Crystal Lake Pool without first obtaining a bathing tag from the Township Clerk.
Location: Haddon, New Jersey | no comments

It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.
Location: New Jersey, United States | 3 comments

It’s illegal for parents to give their children under the age of 18 even a sip of alcohol.
Location: New Jersey, United States | one comment

No one may annoy someone of the opposite sex.
Location: Haddon, New Jersey | no comments

No street-side trees may be planted that “obscure the air”
Location: Blairstown, New Jersey | no comments

On a highway you can not park under a bridge.
Location: New Jersey, United States | no comments

One must yield a phone line to a person if it is an emergency.
Location: New Jersey, United States | no comments

People may not slurp their soup.
Location: Ocean City, New Jersey | no comments

Pickles are not to be consumed on Sundays.
Location: Trenton, New Jersey | no comments

Pinball machines are not to be played on Sunday.
Location: Ocean City, New Jersey | no comments

Profanity is prohibited.
Location: Raritan, New Jersey | no comments

Raw hamburger may not be sold.
Location: Ocean City, New Jersey | no comments

Shooting ranges are outlawed.
Location: Blairstown, New Jersey | no comments

Spray paint may not be sold without a posted sign warning juveliles of the penalty for creating graffiti.
Location: New Jersey, United States | no comments

The third Thursday of October is designated as “New Jersey Credit Union Day” and citizens of the state should observe the day with “appropriate activities and programs”.
Location: New Jersey, United States | no comments

You may not dance or wear shorts on the main avenue.
Location: Caldwell, New Jersey | no comments

You may not slurp your soup.
Location: New Jersey, United States | no comments

You may not throw a bad pickle in the street.
Location: Trenton, New Jersey | no comments

You may not walk your cattle on the street on Sunday.
Location: Berkley Heights, New Jersey | no comments