Stupid Laws in New Hampshire

Any cattle that crosses state roads must be fitted with a device to gather its feces.

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It is considered an offense to check into a hotel under an assumed name.

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It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach.

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It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach.

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On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up.

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You cannot sell the clothes you are wearing to pay off a gambling debt.

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You may not run machinery on Sundays.

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You may not tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.

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