Stupid Laws in Montana

All pool tables must be able to be viewed from the street outside a billiard hall where they are located.

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Bands who play in clubs where alcohol is served may not leave the stage while performing.

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Bombs, grenades, rockets, and other large caliber weapons are banned from city council meetings

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In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all.

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It is a felony for a wife to open her husband’s mail.

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It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crime.

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It is illegal for a man and a woman to have sex in any other position other than missionary style.

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It is illegal to annoy passersby on sidewalks with a revolving water sprinkler.

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It is illegal to bring a bomb or rocket at city council proceedings.

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It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperon.

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It is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels.

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It is illegal to use speed-dial in the city phone system.

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No item may be thrown across a street.

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No person shall raise pet rats.

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One may not pretend to abuse an animal in the presence of a minor.

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Persons in possession of a “pea shooter” risk it being conviscated by police.

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Pop bottles are not to be thrown on the ground.

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Prostitution is considered a “crime against the family”.

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Seven or more Indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them. (Repealed)

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The game of “folf” may not be played at night.

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The production of caviar was only recently legalized

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