Stupid Laws in Montana

In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all.

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It is a felony for a wife to open her husband’s mail.

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It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crime.

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It is illegal for a man and a woman to have sex in any other position other than missionary style.

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It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperon.

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One may not pretend to abuse an animal in the presence of a minor.

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Prostitution is considered a “crime against the family”.

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Seven or more Indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them. (Repealed)

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