All pool tables must be able to be viewed from the street outside a billiard hall where they are located.

19-30 Screens in Pool Rooms

It shall be unlawful for any person or the agent of employee of any person owning or conducting any place of business wherein is kept any pool table, billiard table or bagatelle table to place in [...]

Bands who play in clubs where alcohol is served may not leave the stage while performing.

Sec. 3-301. Live entertainment to remain on platform while performing.

The owner or proprietor of an establishment selling alcoholic beverages for on-premises consumption may permit in the establishment instrumental and/or vocal music or entertainment and/or radio and television entertainment whether such entertainment is provided by paid or voluntary live male or female entertainers or performers [...]

Bombs, grenades, rockets, and other large caliber weapons are banned from city council meetings

Sec. 18-204. Prohibiting weapons, firearms and explosives at city council proceedings.

(a) Statement of authority and purpose.

(1) Section 45-8-351, MCA authorizes cities to prevent and suppress the carrying of concealed or unconcealed weapons to public assemblies under its jurisdiction;

(2) Section 45-8-328 (1) (a), MCA prohibits the carrying of concealed weapons with or without [...]

In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all.

It is a felony for a wife to open her husband’s mail.

It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crime.

It is illegal for a man and a woman to have sex in any other position other than missionary style.

It is illegal to annoy passersby on sidewalks with a revolving water sprinkler.

5-9-2: Lawn Sprinklers

No person shall place any revolving fountain, hose or lawn sprinkler so that the water from the same shall be thrown upon any street or sidewalk to the annoyance of passersby, and no person shall cause water to flow over or upon any street or sidewalk. (1979 Code)

It is illegal to bring a bomb or rocket at city council proceedings.

Sec. 18-204. Prohibiting weapons, firearms and explosives at city council proceedings.

(a) Statement of authority and purpose.

(1) Section 45-8-351, MCA authorizes cities to prevent and suppress the carrying of concealed or unconcealed weapons to public assemblies under its jurisdiction;

(2) Section 45-8-328 (1) (a), MCA prohibits the carrying of concealed weapons with or without [...]

It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperon.

It is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels.

It is illegal to use speed-dial in the city phone system.

Sec. 18-501. Defined.

Dialing devices, for the purpose of this article, are those devices of any description or nature, either electronic or mechanical that may be attached to or programmed into telephones which by an abbreviated process dial telephone numbers or provide a prerecorded message or both.

Sec. 18-502. Improper use.

It is unlawful for [...]

No item may be thrown across a street.

No person shall raise pet rats.

Sec. 4-304. Raising rats.

It is unlawful for any person to sell, offer for sale, harbor, raise or give away rats as pets, toys, premiums, novelties, or for any other purpose except as feed for reptiles or birds of prey or both, or as hereinafter set forth; or to bring or transport the same into [...]

One may not pretend to abuse an animal in the presence of a minor.

45-5-627. Ritual abuse of minor — exceptions — penalty. (1) A person commits the offense of ritual abuse of a minor if the person purposely or knowingly and as part of any ceremony, rite, or ritual or of any training or practice for any ceremony, rite, or ritual:

(b) actually or by simulation tortures, mutilates, [...]

Persons in possession of a “pea shooter” risk it being conviscated by police.

Sec. 18-202. Possession of b-b guns, spring guns, slingshots, beanies.

(a) Prohibition. No person within the city shall have within his or her possession, except within his or her own domicile, or carry or use any air gun, “b-b” gun, gas operated gun or spring gun, or any instrument, toy, or weapon commonly known as [...]

Pop bottles are not to be thrown on the ground.

Prostitution is considered a “crime against the family”.

TITLE 45. CRIMES CHAPTER 5. OFFENSES AGAINST THE PERSON

Part 6. Offenses Against the Family 45-5-601. Prostitution.

(1) A person commits the offense of prostitution if the person engages in or agrees or offers to engage in sexual intercourse with another person for compensation, whether such compensation is received or to be received or paid [...]

Seven or more Indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them. (Repealed)

The game of “folf” may not be played at night.

5-13-2: Folfing Prohibited

No person shall play or engage in the game of folf or throw a golf disc at nighttime in any area within the business improvement district that has not been sanctioned as a designated folf course by the city. (Ord. 2797, 6-23-1997)

The production of caviar was only recently legalized