Stupid Laws » Missouri http://www.stupidlaws.com Browse and discuss the largest collection of dumb, crazy, and stupid laws covering the United States, England, Australia, Europe, Florida, California, Texas and many other countries and states. Stupid state laws, local law, and national laws. Sun, 22 Jan 2012 23:14:01 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 A milk man may not run while on duty. http://www.stupidlaws.com/a-milk-man-may-not-run-while-on-duty/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=a-milk-man-may-not-run-while-on-duty http://www.stupidlaws.com/a-milk-man-may-not-run-while-on-duty/#comments Sat, 29 Jan 2011 21:07:52 +0000 admin http://www.stupidlaws.com/?p=3456
  • It is illegal to intentionally maim oneself to escape duty.
  • Liquor stores may not sell milk.
  • It is illegal not to drink milk.
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  • It is illegal to intentionally maim oneself to escape duty.
  • Liquor stores may not sell milk.
  • It is illegal not to drink milk.
    • ]]>     http://www.stupidlaws.com/a-milk-man-may-not-run-while-on-duty/feed/ 1     Dancing is strictly prohibited. http://www.stupidlaws.com/dancing-is-strictly-prohibited/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=dancing-is-strictly-prohibited http://www.stupidlaws.com/dancing-is-strictly-prohibited/#comments Sat, 29 Jan 2011 21:06:48 +0000 admin http://www.stupidlaws.com/?p=3452
  • Erotic dancing is prohibited on Sundays.
  • Juggling is strictly prohibited without a license.
  • Waking a bear for the purpose of taking photographs is strictly prohibited.
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  • Erotic dancing is prohibited on Sundays.
  • Juggling is strictly prohibited without a license.
  • Waking a bear for the purpose of taking photographs is strictly prohibited.
    • ]]>     http://www.stupidlaws.com/dancing-is-strictly-prohibited/feed/ 1     Four women may not rent an apartment together. http://www.stupidlaws.com/four-women-may-not-rent-an-apartment-together/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=four-women-may-not-rent-an-apartment-together http://www.stupidlaws.com/four-women-may-not-rent-an-apartment-together/#comments Sat, 29 Jan 2011 21:08:22 +0000 admin http://www.stupidlaws.com/?p=3458
  • It is illegal to flush the toilet after 10 P.M. if you live in an apartment.
  • Lifeguards must be present at apartment complex pools, but only after 11:00 PM.
  • In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all.
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  • It is illegal to flush the toilet after 10 P.M. if you live in an apartment.
  • Lifeguards must be present at apartment complex pools, but only after 11:00 PM.
  • In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all.
    • ]]>     http://www.stupidlaws.com/four-women-may-not-rent-an-apartment-together/feed/ 0     Frightening a baby is in violation of the law. http://www.stupidlaws.com/frightening-a-baby-is-in-violation-of-the-law/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=frightening-a-baby-is-in-violation-of-the-law http://www.stupidlaws.com/frightening-a-baby-is-in-violation-of-the-law/#comments Sat, 29 Jan 2011 21:03:40 +0000 admin http://www.stupidlaws.com/?p=3446
  • A baby girl must not be Christened “Paddy”.
  • Eating a neighbor’s baby is strictly forbidden.
  • It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa drug tax stamp.
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  • A baby girl must not be Christened “Paddy”.
  • Eating a neighbor’s baby is strictly forbidden.
  • It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa drug tax stamp.
    • ]]>     http://www.stupidlaws.com/frightening-a-baby-is-in-violation-of-the-law/feed/ 0     Hard objects may not be thrown by hand. http://www.stupidlaws.com/hard-objects-may-not-be-thrown-by-hand/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=hard-objects-may-not-be-thrown-by-hand http://www.stupidlaws.com/hard-objects-may-not-be-thrown-by-hand/#comments Sat, 29 Jan 2011 21:12:24 +0000 admin http://www.stupidlaws.com/?p=3475
  • No person shall drop objects from an airplane.
  • Women are legally obliged to wear bra”s in buildings with air conditioning. Because men get too aroused looking at their hard nipples.
  • It is illegal to walk on the right hand side of a footpath.
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  • No person shall drop objects from an airplane.
  • Women are legally obliged to wear bra”s in buildings with air conditioning. Because men get too aroused looking at their hard nipples.
  • It is illegal to walk on the right hand side of a footpath.
    • ]]>     http://www.stupidlaws.com/hard-objects-may-not-be-thrown-by-hand/feed/ 0     Houses may not have lights on them that shine into the window of a neighbor’s house. http://www.stupidlaws.com/houses-may-not-have-lights-on-them-that-shine-into-the-window-of-a-neighbor%e2%80%99s-house/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=houses-may-not-have-lights-on-them-that-shine-into-the-window-of-a-neighbor%25e2%2580%2599s-house http://www.stupidlaws.com/houses-may-not-have-lights-on-them-that-shine-into-the-window-of-a-neighbor%e2%80%99s-house/#comments Sat, 29 Jan 2011 21:09:58 +0000 admin http://www.stupidlaws.com/?p=3464
  • Screens are required on all windows from May 1 to October 1.
  • No person may own more than two adult cats.
  • All softball diamond lights must be turned off by 10:30 PM.
    • ]]>     9.28.090 Lights shining into dwelling units.

    A. It is unlawful to maintain an exterior lighting fixture that shines light directly into a window of a dwelling unit located on an adjoining lot. Exterior lights shall be shielded and flood lights or spotlights shall be aimed to avoid shining light directly into a window of a dwelling unit located on an adjoining lot.

    B. The owner and occupant of property on which an exterior light is located shall be responsible for maintaining the light in compliance with this section.

    (Ord. 6058 § 1, 1996: prior code § 23-60)

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    ]]>     http://www.stupidlaws.com/houses-may-not-have-lights-on-them-that-shine-into-the-window-of-a-neighbor%e2%80%99s-house/feed/ 0     If your are under the age of 21 and you have in your possession a empty beer bottle, you may be charged with illegal possession of alcohol. http://www.stupidlaws.com/if-your-are-under-the-age-of-21-and-you-have-in-your-possession-a-empty-beer-bottle-you-may-be-charged-with-illegal-possession-of-alcohol/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=if-your-are-under-the-age-of-21-and-you-have-in-your-possession-a-empty-beer-bottle-you-may-be-charged-with-illegal-possession-of-alcohol http://www.stupidlaws.com/if-your-are-under-the-age-of-21-and-you-have-in-your-possession-a-empty-beer-bottle-you-may-be-charged-with-illegal-possession-of-alcohol/#comments Fri, 18 Dec 2009 03:15:16 +0000 admin http://new.stupidlaws.com/?p=1881
  • Destroying a beer cask or bottle of another is illegal.
  • It is illegal for liquor stores to sell food or grocery stores to sell any alcohol except beer that is at most 3.2% alcohol.
  • A person can be sent to jail for five years for merely sending a bottle of beer, wine or spirits as a gift to a friend in Kentucky.
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  • Destroying a beer cask or bottle of another is illegal.
  • It is illegal for liquor stores to sell food or grocery stores to sell any alcohol except beer that is at most 3.2% alcohol.
  • A person can be sent to jail for five years for merely sending a bottle of beer, wine or spirits as a gift to a friend in Kentucky.
    • ]]>     http://www.stupidlaws.com/if-your-are-under-the-age-of-21-and-you-have-in-your-possession-a-empty-beer-bottle-you-may-be-charged-with-illegal-possession-of-alcohol/feed/ 0     Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited. http://www.stupidlaws.com/installation-of-bathtubs-with-four-legs-resembling-animal-paws-is-prohibited/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=installation-of-bathtubs-with-four-legs-resembling-animal-paws-is-prohibited http://www.stupidlaws.com/installation-of-bathtubs-with-four-legs-resembling-animal-paws-is-prohibited/#comments Sat, 29 Jan 2011 21:00:46 +0000 admin http://www.stupidlaws.com/?p=3440
  • The installation of bathtubs is prohibited.
  • The installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses is prohibited
  • Horses are prohibited from sleeping in bathtubs
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  • The installation of bathtubs is prohibited.
  • The installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses is prohibited
  • Horses are prohibited from sleeping in bathtubs
    • ]]>     http://www.stupidlaws.com/installation-of-bathtubs-with-four-legs-resembling-animal-paws-is-prohibited/feed/ 0     It is illegal for more than four unrelated persons to occupy the same dwelling (The Brothel Law). http://www.stupidlaws.com/it-is-illegal-for-more-than-four-unrelated-persons-to-occupy-the-same-dwelling-the-brothel-law/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=it-is-illegal-for-more-than-four-unrelated-persons-to-occupy-the-same-dwelling-the-brothel-law http://www.stupidlaws.com/it-is-illegal-for-more-than-four-unrelated-persons-to-occupy-the-same-dwelling-the-brothel-law/#comments Sat, 29 Jan 2011 21:03:06 +0000 admin http://www.stupidlaws.com/?p=3444
  • It’s illegal to have a brothel within 400 yards of a church or school.
  • A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.
  • It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel. However up to 120 men can live together, without breaking the law.
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  • It’s illegal to have a brothel within 400 yards of a church or school.
  • A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.
  • It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel. However up to 120 men can live together, without breaking the law.
    • ]]>     http://www.stupidlaws.com/it-is-illegal-for-more-than-four-unrelated-persons-to-occupy-the-same-dwelling-the-brothel-law/feed/ 0     It is illegal to have oral sex. http://www.stupidlaws.com/it-is-illegal-to-have-oral-sex/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=it-is-illegal-to-have-oral-sex http://www.stupidlaws.com/it-is-illegal-to-have-oral-sex/#comments Fri, 18 Dec 2009 03:14:47 +0000 admin http://new.stupidlaws.com/?p=1876
  • Oral sex is illegal.
  • Oral sex is illegal unless it is used as a form of foreplay.
  • It is illegal to give or receive oral sex in South Carolina.
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  • Oral sex is illegal.
  • Oral sex is illegal unless it is used as a form of foreplay.
  • It is illegal to give or receive oral sex in South Carolina.
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