Stupid Laws in Mississippi

A man may not seduce a woman by lying, and claiming he will marry her.

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Adultery or Fornication results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in prison.

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Cattle rustling is punishable by hanging.

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Exterior burglar bars which are viewable from the street are not allowed.

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Horn honking is not permitted as it might scare horses.

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Horses are not to be housed within 50 feet of any road.

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If one is a parent to two illegitimate children, that person will go to jail for at least one month.

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It is against the law to teach polygamy.

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It is illegal for a male to be sexually aroused in public.

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It is illegal to drive around the town square more than 100 times in a single session.

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It is unlawful for anyone to have sex or be nude in public.

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It is unlawful to shave in the center of main street.

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Motor vehicles on the square are prohibited.

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No one may bribe any athlete to “rig” a game, match, tournament or event.

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One may not spit on the sidewalks on the square.

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Private citizens may personally arrest any person that disturbs a church service.

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The fine for waving a gun in public is higher than actually shooting it.

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Unnatural intercourse, if both parties voluntarily participate, results in a maximum sentence of 10 years and $10,000.

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Vagrancy is punishable by either 30 days in prison or a $201 fine.

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You can be fined up to 100$ for using profanity in a public place.

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You may not cheer unless there is a reason too.

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You may not fish by using an Uzi.

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You may not honk horns as they may scare horses.

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You may not make love in a bar.

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You may not stop someone from walking down the street by placing a truck in their way.

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