A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.

A woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission.

Airplanes may not be landed in city parks.

7-3-3: ACTIVITIES REQUIRING PERMIT:

No person shall engage in the following activities, except pursuant to a permit for the activity:

G. Use park property for starting or landing of aircraft, hot air balloons, parachutes or hang gliders.

(Ord. 662, 1-20-1999)

All bathtubs must have feet.

All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts.

Animals may not sleep in bakeries.

Any person who persuades another to enter a massage therapist business after 11:00 PM is guilty of a misdemeanor.

810.085. Hours of Operation.

1. Except with respect to massage therapist businesses, no customers or patrons may be allowed to enter the licensed premises after 6:00 p.m. and before 8:00 a.m. daily. No customers or patrons may be allowed to remain on the licensed premises after 7:00 p.m. and before 8:00 a.m. daily.

2. At [...]

Cats are not allowed to chase dogs up telephone poles.

Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.

Driving a truck with dirty tires is considered a public nuisance.

845.010. Public Nuisances Affecting Peace, Safety and General Welfare.

The following are declared to be nuisances affecting public peace, safety and general welfare:

1. interfering with, obstructing or rendering dangerous for passage, a public highway or right-of-way, or waters used by the public;

2. leaving or displaying anything for sale on public or private property, [...]

Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.

If wood is not neatly stacked it is considered a public nuisance.

If you are a man, you must grow a beard.

It is against the law to stand around any building without a good reason.

609.725 Vagrancy.

Any of the following are vagrants and are guilty of a misdemeanor:

(1) A person, with ability to work, who is without lawful means of support, does not seek employment, and is not under 18 years of age; or

(2) A person found in or loitering near any structure, vehicle, or private grounds [...]

It is illegal to park an elephant on Main Street

It is illegal to sleep naked.

It’s illegal to tease skunks.

Minnesota tax forms ask for your date of death.

Mosquitoes are decreed a public nuisance

No child under the age of twelve may talk over the telephone unless monitored by a parent.

No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath. If his wife wants, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.

Oral sex is prohibited.

Placing tacks on a sidewalk is considered a public nuisance.

845.010. Public Nuisances Affecting Peace, Safety and General Welfare.

The following are declared to be nuisances affecting public peace, safety and general welfare:

1. interfering with, obstructing or rendering dangerous for passage, a public highway or right-of-way, or waters used by the public;

2. leaving or displaying anything for sale on public or private property, [...]

Policemen are required to kill stray cats

It shall be the duty of any policeman or any other officer to enforce the provisions of this Section, and if any cat is found running at large, or which is found in any street, alley or public place, it shall be the duty of any policeman or other officer of the city to kill [...]

Rats have a 10 cent bounty.