Stupid Laws in Michigan

A woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission.

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Adultery is illegal, but can only be punished upon a complaint by the affected husband or wife.

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All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police.

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Alligators may not be tied to fire hydrants.

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Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.

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Anyone can keep their cow on Main Street downtown at a cost of 3 cents per day.

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Cars may not be sold on Sunday.

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Couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple’s own property.

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It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend.

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It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday.

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It is illegal to kill a dog using a decompression chamber.

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It is illegal to let your pig run free unless it has a ring in its nose.

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It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets.

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It is legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.

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It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.

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No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.

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No person shall throw an abandoned hoop skirt into any street or on any sidewalk, under penalty of a five dollar fine for each offense.

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Persons may not be drunk on trains.

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Putt-putt golf courses must close by 1:00 AM.

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Smoking while in bed is illegal.

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The last Sunday in June of every year was named “log cabin day”.

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There is a 10 cent bounty for each rat’s head brought into a town office.

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There is a 3 cent bounty for each starling and 10 cent bounty for each crow killed in any village, township, or city in the state. (Repealed, 2006)

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There is a law defining what “new” means

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Willfully destroying your old radio is prohibited.

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