Stupid Laws in Maine
Advertisements may not be placed in cemeteries.
Location: Wells, Maine | no comments
After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up.
Location: Maine, United States | no comments
Deer may not be fed.
Location: Wells, Maine | no comments
Dog leashes may not be over eight feet in length.
Location: Waterboro, Maine | one comment
If any part of the sign ordinances of the city are more stringent than federal laws, even though they may be in conflict with them, they will prevail.
Location: Ellsworth, Maine | no comments
It is illegal to bite a landlord under any circumstances.
Location: Rumford, Maine | no comments
It is illegal to blow one’s nose in public.
Location: Waterville, Maine | 2 comments
It is illegal to expectorate from any second-story window.
Location: Freeport, Maine | one comment
It is illegal to gamble at the airport.
Location: Biddeford, Maine | no comments
It is illegal to park in front of Dunkin Donuts.
Location: South Berwick, Maine | no comments
It is illegal to park your horse “up wind” on a windy day.
Location: Hallowell, Maine | no comments
It is illegal to sell a car on Sunday unless it comes equipped with plumbing.
Location: Maine, United States | 6 comments
It is illegal to walk down the street playing a violin.
Location: Augusta, Maine | no comments
It’s illegal to catch lobsters with your bare hands.
Location: Maine, United States | 3 comments
It’s illegal to clean salmon along Maine’s upper Kennebec River.
Location: Maine, United States | no comments
It’s unlawful to tickle a woman’s chin with a feather duster.
Location: Portland, Maine | no comments
Mercury thermometers may not be sold in the city.
Location: Freeport, Maine | one comment
No person may roller skate on a sidewalk.
Location: Biddeford, Maine | no comments
Shoelaces must be tied while walking down the street.
Location: Portland, Maine | no comments
Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.
Location: Maine, United States | one comment
You may not step out of a plane in flight.
Location: Maine, United States | 3 comments

