Stupid Laws in Maine

Advertisements may not be placed in cemeteries.

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After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up.

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Deer may not be fed.

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Dog leashes may not be over eight feet in length.

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If any part of the sign ordinances of the city are more stringent than federal laws, even though they may be in conflict with them, they will prevail.

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It is illegal to bite a landlord under any circumstances.

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It is illegal to blow one’s nose in public.

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It is illegal to expectorate from any second-story window.

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It is illegal to gamble at the airport.

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It is illegal to park in front of Dunkin Donuts.

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It is illegal to park your horse “up wind” on a windy day.

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It is illegal to sell a car on Sunday unless it comes equipped with plumbing.

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It is illegal to walk down the street playing a violin.

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It’s illegal to catch lobsters with your bare hands.

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It’s illegal to clean salmon along Maine’s upper Kennebec River.

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It’s unlawful to tickle a woman’s chin with a feather duster.

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Mercury thermometers may not be sold in the city.

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No person may roller skate on a sidewalk.

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Shoelaces must be tied while walking down the street.

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Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.

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You may not step out of a plane in flight.

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