Stupid Laws in Louisiana

No one may pour a drink out on the ground at any drive-in movie.

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No one may throw a bottle of Coke at a parade float.

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No person may predict another’s future.

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One could land in jail for up to a year for making a false promise.

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One could possibly land in jail for 20 years upon urinating in the city’s water supply.

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One may not host a game of marbles at Lafayette Square unless he or she first obtains a written permit from the parkway and park commission.

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One may not “dare” another to go onto railroad tracks owned by another.

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Only two people may picket on a sidewalk at a time, and they must stay at least five feet apart at all times.

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Persons could land in jail for up to ten years for stealing an alligator.

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Prisoners who hurt themselves could serve an additional two years in jail.

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Rituals that involve the ingestion of blood, urine, or fecal matter are not allowed.

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Running an abortion advertisement can land you in jail for a year.

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Saying obscene things on the telephone is illegal.

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Snakes are not allowed within 200 yards of the Mardi Gras parade route.

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Spectators at a boxing match may not mock one of the contestants.

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Television reporters may not throw candy to the crowd during a parade.

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The use of cash has been outlawed

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You cannot plant trees on public highways

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You may not ride a bike without any hands.

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You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant.

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“Fake” wrestling matches are prohibited.

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“No Smoking” signs shall be placed on all floats used during a parade.

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