Stupid Laws in Louisiana

A law was passed with the specific intent of stating the punishment for stealing crayfish.

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Biting someone with your natural teeth is “simple assault,” while biting someone with your false teeth is “aggravated assault.”

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Every time a person is seriously burned, he must report the injury to the fire marshal.

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It is a $500 fine to instruct a pizza delivery man to deliver a pizza to your friend without them knowing.

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It is illegal to gargle in public places.

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It is illegal to gargle in public places.

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It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.

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It is illegal to shoot lasers at police officers.

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It is illegal to steal a “movable” even if it classified as an “immovable”.

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One could land in jail for up to a year for making a false promise.

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One could possibly land in jail for 20 years upon urinating in the city’s water supply.

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One may not “dare” another to go onto railroad tracks owned by another.

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Persons could land in jail for up to ten years for stealing an alligator.

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Prisoners who hurt themselves could serve an additional two years in jail.

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Rituals that involve the ingestion of blood, urine, or fecal matter are not allowed.

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Running an abortion advertisement can land you in jail for a year.

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Spectators at a boxing match may not mock one of the contestants.

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“Fake” wrestling matches are prohibited.

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