Stupid Laws in Louisiana





“Mardi Gras Beads” may not be thrown from a third story window.
Location: New Orleans, Louisiana | one comment

A law was passed with the specific intent of stating the punishment for stealing crayfish.
Location: Louisiana, United States | 5 comments

All garbage must be cooked before it can be fed to any hogs.
Location: Jefferson Parish, Louisiana | no comments

Biting someone with your natural teeth is “simple assault,” while biting someone with your false teeth is “aggravated assault.”
Location: Louisiana, United States | no comments

Chasing fish in a city park is against the law.
Location: New Orleans, Louisiana | one comment

City commission members may not drink during a public meeting or risk a $50 fine.
Location: New Orleans, Louisiana | no comments

Communism is against the law.
Location: Haines City, Louisiana | no comments

Condoms may not be thrown from parade floats during Mardi Gras.
Location: New Orleans, Louisiana | one comment

Don’t try to do any kind of fancy bicycle riding in this town.
Location: New Orleans, Louisiana | no comments

Drive-thru liquor stores are outlawed.
Location: Sulphur, Louisiana | no comments

Electric wires can’t be attached to trees.
Location: New Orleans, Louisiana | no comments

Every time a person is seriously burned, he must report the injury to the fire marshal.
Location: Louisiana, United States | no comments

Horses may not be tied to a tree on a public highway.
Location: New Orleans, Louisiana | no comments

It illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it.
Location: New Orleans, Louisiana | 6 comments

It is a $500 fine to instruct a pizza delivery man to deliver a pizza to your friend without them knowing.
Location: Louisiana, United States | one comment

It is illegal to be an alcoholic.
Location: Sulphur, Louisiana | no comments

It is illegal to decorate Christmas trees
Location: New Orleans, Louisiana | 4 comments

It is illegal to gargle in public places.
Location: Louisiana, United States | no comments

It is illegal to have sex with a cow.
Location: Sulphur, Louisiana | 4 comments

It is illegal to play a musical instrument for the purpose of attracting attention, without a license.
Location: Lafayette, Louisiana | 4 comments

It is illegal to practice voodoo in the city limits.
Location: New Orleans, Louisiana | one comment

It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
Location: Louisiana, United States | 5 comments

It is illegal to shoot lasers at police officers.
Location: Louisiana, United States | 3 comments

It is illegal to steal a “movable” even if it classified as an “immovable”.
Location: Louisiana, United States | no comments

Minors may not go to businesses with coin-operated foosball machines unless accompanied by an adult.
Location: Jefferson Parish, Louisiana | no comments