Stupid Laws in Kansas

All cars entering the city limits must first sound their horn to warn the horses of their arrival.

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All places of business must provide a horse water troft

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Any person caught using or carrying bean snappers or the like shall upon conviction, be fined

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Any person caught using or carrying bean snappers or the like shall upon conviction, be fined.

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Before proceeding through the interesection of Douglas and Broadway, a motorist is required to get out of their vehice and fire three shot gun rounds into the air.

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Citizens must keep their yards fully weeded

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Dead deer may not be hauled across Kansas Avenue.

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Driving a herd of cattle through town is outlawed.

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If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

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It is against the law to leave your car idling unattended.

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It is forbidden to serve wine in teacups.

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It is illegal for chicken thieves to work during daylight hours.

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It is illegal to drive one’s car through a parade.

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It is illegal to hunt whales.

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It is illegal to put ice cream on cherry pie.

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It is illegal to spit on a sidewalk.

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It is illegal to urinate on the side of a building.

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It’s illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suites.

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Musical car horns are banned.

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No one may catch fish with his bare hands.

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No one may scream at a haunted house.

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No one may wear a bee in their hat.

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No one may whistle or sing on the streets at night.

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One can be sent to jail for up to a year for making lewd comments over the telephone.

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One may not picket a funeral.

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