Stupid Laws in Indiana

It is illegal for barbers to threaten to cut off kid’s ears.

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It is illegal to bike, roller-skate, skateboard, or in-line skate in a commercially zoned area.

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It is illegal to bike, roller-skate, skateboard, or inline skate in a commercially zoned area. For these offenses, there is a fine of no more than $5 or the impounding of one’s bicycle for a period not to exceed 30 days.

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It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette.

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It is illegal to ride a horse in excess of ten miles per hour.

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It is illegal to sell cars on Sunday.

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It is illegal to sell laughing gas with the intent to induce laughter.

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Liquor stores may not sell milk.

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Men are prohibited from standing in a bar.

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Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.

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Mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a tendency to habitually kiss other humans.

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No one may catch a fish with his bare hands.

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No one may spit on the sidewalk.

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No one may throw an ottoman across the street at their neighbor.

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No person may collect rags on Sunday.

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One may not back into a parking spot because it prevents police officers from seeing the license plate.

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One may not sniff glue.

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One may only throw a stone at a bird in self-defense.

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Oral sex is illegal.

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Pedestrians crossing the highway at night are prohibited from wearing tail lights.

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Residents are not allowed to eat their own severed body parts on Fridays.

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Smoking in the state legislature building is banned, except when the legislature is in session.

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State government officials who engage in private duels can be dismissed from their post.

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The singing of any Bob Dylan song in a public place is a criminal offense.

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The value of Pi is 3, and not 3.1415. (Repealed)

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