Stupid Laws in Hawaii

A law dating to 1418 makes it illegal to sink the islands.

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All girls under the age of 12 must own a grass skirt and must take Hawaiian dancing lessons.

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All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.

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Billboards are outlawed.

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By law, twins must not work for the same company.

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Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears.

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In the past there was a law that required children to obey all “lawful and moral” commands of their parents.

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It is illegal to get a tattoo behind your ear or on your eyelid unless in the presence of a registered physician.

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It’s illegal for a shooting gallery to offer liquor as a prize.

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Men from the “Orakama” tribe are not permitted to eat their second wife.

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No child can be given the name “Charles”.

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Within the limits of any public park, it is unlawful to annoy any bird. (SEC. 10-1.2)

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