Stupid Laws in Columbus

All Indians must return to their shore of the Chattohoochee River by nightfall.

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Barber shops may not open on Sundays.

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Bars cannot sell alcohol under price during “Happy Hour”.

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Blow guns are not allowed to be used within the city limits.

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Can’t cut off a chicken’s head on Sunday.

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Crosses may be burned on someone else’s property, so long as you have their permission.

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Cussing over the telephone is against the law.

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It is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday.

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It is illegal to carry a chicken by it’s feet down Broadway on Sunday.

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It is illegal to carve your initials on a tree, even if it is on your own property.

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It is illegal to set one price for two beers.

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It is illegal to sit on your porch in an indecent position.

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It is illegal to wear a hat in a movie theater.

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Model airplanes may be flown so long as they stay on either private property or city property adjacent to the county morgue.

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No one may practice the business of tattooing on Sunday.

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No one may tease an idiot.

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No person may be buried under a sidewalk of a cemetery.

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Picnics are prohibited in graveyards.

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Stink bombs are not allowed in the city limits.

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The fine for waving a gun in public is higher than actually shooting it.

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To swim in any pond in the city, one must wear a “suitable bathing suit”.

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