Stupid Laws in Georgia

A person must obtain a permit to spread rat poison.

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Adult bookstores may not sell alcohol.

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Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.

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All citizens must own a rake.

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All Indians must return to their shore of the Chattohoochee River by nightfall.

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All sex toys are banned.

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At Nickajack Elementary School, all peanut products are banned, even peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

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Barber shops may not open on Sundays.

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Bars cannot sell alcohol under price during “Happy Hour”.

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Blow guns are not allowed to be used within the city limits.

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Can’t cut off a chicken’s head on Sunday.

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Cars are not to drive on sidewalks.

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Cars may not be driven through playgrounds.

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Chicken must be eaten with the hands.

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Crosses may be burned on someone else’s property, so long as you have their permission.

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Cussing over the telephone is against the law.

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Dances are not allowed between 2:45 and 7am.

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Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.

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Drinking on buses is illegal.

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Erotic dancing is prohibited on Sundays.

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Every head of household must possess a firearm of some kind.

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Goldfish may not be given away to entice someone to enter a game of bingo.

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If an organization non registered as “non-profit” fails to register their raffle with the local sheriff, that group risks paying up to $10,000 in fines and spending five years in jail.

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If you want to read your favorite book in public to your friends, do it before 2:45 AM.

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It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.

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