Stupid Laws in Florida
It is illegal for an owner of a store to allow another person to pass out free ducklings in front of the store.
Location: Destin, Florida | one comment
It is illegal for men over 60 to wear yellow ties while singing the national anthem.
Location: Florida, United States | no comments
It is illegal to block any traveled wagon road.
Location: Florida, United States | no comments
It is illegal to drive over graves in a cemetery.
Location: Destin, Florida | no comments
It is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6:00 P.M.
Location: Tampa Bay, Florida | no comments
It is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6:00 P.M.
Location: Tampa, Florida | no comments
It is illegal to gossip within city limits
Location: Oakland, Florida | one comment
It is illegal to molest a Key deer. If caught one will be fined or will have to go to jail.
Location: Big Pine Key, Florida | no comments
It is illegal to park your elephant on 8th Street on Sundays after 1pm.
Location: Miami, Florida | one comment
It is illegal to roll a barrel on any street, fines go up according to the contents of the barrel.
Location: Pensacola, Florida | no comments
It is illegal to sell ice cream in a cemetery.
Location: Destin, Florida | one comment
It is illegal to sell your children.
Location: Florida, United States | 5 comments
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Location: Florida, United States | no comments
It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
Location: Florida, United States | no comments
It it illegal to park a pick-up truck in your driveway or in front of your house on the street. This law is limited to only those who do not own the house. (Repealed 2000)
Location: Cape Coral, Florida | no comments
It’s illegal to imitate animals.
Location: Miami, Florida | one comment
It’s illegal to purchase alcohol before 1pm on Sundays.
Location: Coral Gables, Florida | no comments
Lap dances must be given at least six feet away from a patron.
Location: Tampa, Florida | no comments
Maintaining a car on your property which is no longer in use is prohibited.
Location: Daytona Beach, Florida | no comments
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Location: Florida, United States | no comments
Neon signs are prohibited.
Location: Naples, Florida | no comments
No ass can stand on a sidewalk within town limits
Location: Oakland, Florida | no comments
No one may bring a pig with them to a theater.
Location: Miami, Florida | one comment
One may not commit any “unnatural acts” with another person.
Location: Florida, United States | no comments
Oral sex is illegal.
Location: Florida, United States | 3 comments